Yesterday, someone yelled across the office, “Chloe Sevigny has been spotted over at the Moon and Sixpence!” And I was like, “Okay!” Because maybe it’s true, maybe it’s not, and while I think Chloe Sevigny is alright, I’m still kind of like “eh.” BUT! Now I’m thinking it was true because of this little industry […]
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The Big Float and “Myths of the Willamette”
The second annual Big Float is almost upon us! This Sunday, hordes of revelers will overcome their longstanding (and unnecessary) fears of swimming in the Willamette by donning life jackets, hopping on inflatables, and floating their way across—right in the heart of downtown, where if founder Will Levenson has his way, there will someday soon […]
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Now Open: The Faux Museum
Photo courtesy of the Faux Museum Back in the 1990s Portland had something called the UFO Museum. The place was strewn with random bits of plastic, odd paintings, miscellaneous weird visuals, and the like. As a teenager obsessed with Monty Python, Kafka, and sundry weird shit, I loved it. The Faux Museum, now open in […]
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Don’t Hit on People in this Bar.
We were getting in the SW Ankeny “carfree alley” to celebrate intern Suzette Smith’s last day at the paper (goodbye wonderful Suzette!) when she gestured to the bar Central and said, “It’s against the rules to hit on people in that bar.” “What do you mean it’s against the rules?” I said. “They have rules. […]
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Crowd Source Time! Suggestions for “Portland as Fuck”
GUYS. Our good friend, and one of this city’s greatest comedians Ian Karmel is writing another sure-to-be hilarious piece for the Mercury, quite possibly titled, “PORTLAND AS FUCK.” In this feature, Ian will actually do (and report back on) all those things that Portland is supposed to be famous for… just for example: Stand in […]
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Another Mini-Retail Explosion
The list of new independent shops I need to check out is starting to get lengthy. Since winter gave way to spring, a tidy pile of new addresses have quietly cropped up, expanding our already abundant options for quirky shopping based on the personalities, specialties, and obsessions of creative small business owners. Until I’m able […]
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Beaumont to Debut New Retail Program
On Wednesday, businesses in “Beaumont Village,” the up and coming stretch of Fremont that begins around 42nd and extends east from there, are debuting “Shop the Block,” a group sale event much like that of virtually every other hub of independent retail in town. They’re also launching a neighborhood “Shop Card” that rewards visitors to […]
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Be a Blogtown Spy: Audition for The Real World: Portland!
Okay, so it’s like this: WE NEED YOU TO AUDITION FOR THE REAL WORLD: PORTLAND, AND BE OUR SPY. Naturally, we’d do it ourselves, but we’re all too old. Here’s application info from last night’s Craigslist posting: If you’re 20 years old or older and appear to be between the ages of 20-24, you could […]
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Reflections Coffee/Talking Drum Books to Close
The Skanner has a slightly heartbreaking article about the imminent closure of Northeast Killingsworth’s Talking Drum Books and the attached Reflections Coffee. The article describes Reflections as a long-time community gathering space for Northeast Portland’s African American community, and points to its closure as yet another effect of gentrification in the area: The store has […]
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Seen Today in PDX: Girls Gone Educated!
Spotted by Blogtown Hot Tipper “RT” in front of the Nines Hotel around lunchtime. I’ve never heard of the “Girls Gone Wild University.” Is it an Ivy League school?
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This Is the Last Monday (For Now?) You Can Visit the Library
Consider this a friendly public service announcement. Starting July 1, thanks to budget cuts, Multnomah County public libraries will no longer be open for business on Mondays. And since the Monday after this one is July 2, that means TODAY IS THE VERY LAST MONDAY you can freely show up to use the bathrooms, enjoy […]
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Awesome Time Lapse Video of Portland’s Spring
It’s the first real full day of summer! Now is the time to forget that spring was a rainy, cold mess that sucked for three months. Instead, let’s get nostalgic and remember it as a beautiful time of verdant sidewalks and passing showers. Luckily, Portland time-lapse master Lance Page has made another gorgeous video (here’s […]