So we were all at Sarah Mirk’s going away party last night, and naturally, the topic came up of dogs licking peanut butter off of genitalia—and how, you know, that’s gross and dogs should know better. But then I made the wise observation that dogs are so obsessed by peanut butter that it is genetically […]
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Now I’ve Seen Everything: Two Dogs Arguing on Skype
Welcome to Blogtown’s newest series “Now I’ve Seen Everything“ in which I see something I’ve never seen before, proclaim “Now I’ve seen everything!” and then kill myself. Today in things I’ve never seen (but now that I have, I’ve seen everything), are two dogs arguing with each other over Skype. Not over the concept of […]
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It’s A Horrible Amazing Week for Dogs
Yesterday the story broke about a massive rescue operation outside of Salem, in which nearly 150 animals (all dogs, plus two cats) were liberated from an ostensible “animal rescue” that had them crammed into filthy stacked travel crates without food or water. It’s pretty horrible. I’m not bringing it up just to ruin your day/week/life, […]
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Blogtown’s “Adopt This Terrifying Dog” Program
Here at Blogtown, we want every dog to have a home—including the terrifying ones. Here’s a dog that might be a little oversized for your home, and he might fight with your other dogs… but he is enthusiastic, and he loves chips. And he’s, you know, terrifying.
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Something Good Actually Happened on the Bus Today!
TriMet Buster Brown: Prone to runnin’ ’round town. UPDATE: TriMet just sent out a press release about Buster with pics! Read it after the jump! Something good! On the bus! It’s a Christmas miracle, guys! In stark contrast to our “True Tales of TriMet Terror” feature from this summer, I was greeted by a tail-wagging […]
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Where is the Best Place for Dog Mooching?
Belmont Stumptown I don’t have a dog. This is because I’m not a responsible human and also because I live in a house the size of a West Hills closet. But I love dogs. I love them. I’m that person who stops in the middle of a serious conversation with a friend to point and […]
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Final Debate!
While this may not be the most hilarious Triumph the Insult Comic Dog appearance, his coverage of the final debate between Obama and Romney is still a thing of beauty… you know… for him to poop on. (If you’re short on time, at least check out the John McCain cameo at 3:15 which features the […]
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Stupid, Stupid Corgi: The Hot Dog
OH SWEET JESUS, look at this stupid, stupid Corgi! Man, I have seen some STUPID, mouth-breathing dogs in my time, but this idiot Corgi takes the cake. Earth to Corgi: You are dressed as a hot dog—you’re not an actual hot dog… so stop trying to eat yourself, stupid! Holy frikkin’ Christ in a cup. […]
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Military Robot Dogs: Prepare to Evacuate Your Bowels
From NBC News: The U.S. military-funded robot dog program— I’m sorry to interrupt this block quote, but WHAAAAAT THAAAAA FUUUUUUCKKKKK???? Okay, continue. The U.S. military-funded robot dog program now has two electronic canines in training to haul gear for soldiers over rugged terrain. Each member of the pack is also 10 times quieter than its […]
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IS RYAN GOSLING IN PORTLAND?!?!?!?!11?J5$
The always-reliable Twitter machine suggests he might be! (This is significantly more interesting than the news that Chloe Sevigny is in town, in that it is slightly interesting.) If YOU see Ryan Gosling in town, sneak up behind him real quiet-like and then get right up to his ear and read him my Drive review […]
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The Most Adorable Shark Week Yet!
As dutifully reported in this week’s I Love Television™, SHARK WEEK IS A-COMIN’, Y’ALL! And while I’m sure you’ll thrill to such subtly titled shows as Air Jaws Apocalypse, check out this somewhat less violent, and tons more ADORBZ parody called “Animals Acting Like Sharks Week.” (If you see a kitten fin, GET OUT OF […]
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Superdogs Have Super Needs
As it turns out, taking Krypto the Superdog for a walk is much like taking your own dog for a walk—except… okay, it’s a little different. Check out a side of Krypto you’ve never seen before in this super-cute, and super-funny short flick called, “Superman’s Best Friend” by Brett Underhill!