Historically, now is the time when you look back over the past year, think about what you’ve accomplished, and realize that you will never say anything more true or “right” than what I wrote in my July 28th I Love Television™ column about “weenie dogs.” Weenie dogs are clinically insane. Are sharks insane? NO. When […]
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Human Baby vs. Yorkie Puppy: ON WHOM DO YOU WAGER??
In the following video that is so cute I had to double up my diabetes medication, a Yorkie puppy mauls a human baby… with LOVE!!!! Fuck everything. I’m going to kill myself.
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Crittering Up The Holidays
There are almost as many opportunities to contribute to charities as there are incentives to shop right now, but if you, like me, have a special soft spot for rescue animals, there are (at least) two programs for you to consider. 1) A Bowlful of Heart is collecting donations for Hopes Haven and Newberg Animal […]
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Pixie Project’s Expansion
Good news on the animal front: Portland’s own Pixie Project is undergoing a huge expansion in the coming year, growing to three times its current size with a new goal to rescue and re-home over 1,000 pets per year to match, plus expansions in their educational programs, work with pets of homeless youth, low cost […]
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Behold a Corgi Dressed Up As a Spaceship That Is Shaped Like a Horse
Don’t get me wrong—the Eleventh Dogtor still wins. But still: Via Warming Glow, via Topless Robot.
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“The 11th Dogtor” Is King of All Dogs and Time Lords
Via In general, I have a furious dislike for dogs who have been put into people clothing. I have made an exception in this case. Pudge derPoopster, via FilmDrunk.
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Here’s Your Dog’s Halloween Costume: “Tank Dog”
I vote we send at least 300 of these “Tank Dogs” overseas… show those foreigners what AMERICA is all about! And if you loved that, please do not miss “Tank Dog’s” weapons test.
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Elect a New Office Pug: Not a Pug
Now that Ezra has taken Olive the Pug and fled for greener pastures, you may have noticed Wm. Steven Humphrey lobbying for a new office pug — and, you know, that’s fine! Pugs are good and lovely, if you like undersized asthmatic R.O.U.S.es (and I do!), but I think this pug election is really about […]
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Elect a New Office Pug: “Piano Pug”
While I was very upset about the departure of music editor Ezra Caraeff, as you may suspect, I was a little less upset about the departure of his pug Olive. Unfortunately, the staff has threatened an “Occupy Sit Around Reading Magazines” strike unless the office gets a new pug. (Apparently they haven’t gotten the memo […]
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BREAKING: Mango the Dog is Such a Total Asshole
Yesterday at around 4:30 pm, a Pomeranian dog named “Mango” got off her leash and started running down the middle of I-84. What follows is why this story is “hilarinfuriating.” HILARIOUS!! A dog running down the middle of the interstate bringing traffic to a complete stop!INFURIATING!! A dog running down the middle of the interstate […]
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Puppy Prom!
CUTE ALERT! Get thee down to Pioneer Courthouse Square on Wednesday for a bona fide puppy hootenanny. It’s something called the Puppy Prom, where dogs of all ilk will be dressed in their best outfits and most elaborate hairdos! A king and queen of canine will be crowned. It’s all brought to you with some […]
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HOLY SHIT: This Dog Will Be in Portland Tomorrow
Tillman the Skateboarding Dog (I repeat: SKATEBOARDING DOG!!!!) comes to Portland tomorrow. That is correct: This skateboarding bulldog—”the world’s fastest skateboarding dog” according to the press release—will be in your city tomorrow. Call in sick, tell the family you’re abandoning them, do WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO, because Tillman the Motherfucking Skateboarding Bulldog will be […]