Yesterday at around 4:30 pm, a Pomeranian dog named “Mango” got off her leash and started running down the middle of I-84. What follows is why this story is “hilarinfuriating.”
HILARIOUS!! A dog running down the middle of the interstate bringing traffic to a complete stop!
INFURIATING!! A dog running down the middle of the interstate bringing traffic to a complete stop!
HILARIOUS!! KOIN-6 deeming this as “Breaking News.”
INFURIATING!! KOIN-6 deeming this as “Breaking News.” (Can we just all agree they’re the worst?)
HILARIOUS!! The dog makes every person involved look like a complete asshole.
INFURIATING!! The dog makes every person involved look like a complete asshole. (Including me, for calling this dog an asshole. But c’mon!! MANGO IS SUCH A TOTAL ASSHOLE!)
Courtesy KOIN Local 6 News
This was just a Windows Mobile publicity stunt.
AS A VEGAN I FIND THE KEEPING OF PETS TO BE MORALLY REPUGNANT!!!!
Pomeranians, pugs, and Chris Kattan aren’t really dogs. They’re expensive dog-like creatures that middle-aged women who can’t have kids get to compensate for their barren wombs.
Nevertheless, WSH is the *real* asshole for misspelling Chris Kattan’s name.
“Nevertheless, WSH is the *real* asshole for misspelling Chris Kattan’s name.”
This truth we hold to be self-evident.
Is toss a dog on I-84 the new way to win during sweeps week ?