In the end, it doesn’t matter who wins: we all lose. (But the dog really loses.)
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“Don’t Put Poop in My Can!”: A Blogtown Poll
In this week’s “I, Anonymous” entitled “Spiritual Dog Shit Unity,” the writer seems to take umbrage with people putting doggy doo in his/her trashcan. I saw you put your dog’s bag of shit into my garbage can in front of my house. How NICE that you have no boundaries and enjoy sharing your dog’s smelly, […]
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Master of Domestics
Is it too early on a Tuesday morning to talk about drinking cheap beer? No? Good. Tonight you’ll have the opportunity to put your love of American water-beers to some good use with Master of Domestics, a swill beer taste test. Think you can tell the differences between Pabst, Ranier, Oly, Old German, Hamm’s, High […]
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We’re in a Meeting About this “Bruce the Dog” Situation
ATTENTION BLOGTOWNIES, B-TOWN BOOZIES, BREATH MINT TOWELEES, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU KIDS LIKE TO BE CALLED THESE DAYS:Myself and the rest of the editorial team are currently in our annual “Brainstormapocalypse WOW” meeting, and so we’ll be off the blog for a few hours. We’ll be back in full rousing form after lunch, though. […]
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Dogs Playing Poker!
Who doesn’t love dogs? Especially when they wear ties and smoke cigars whilst getting down to the dirty business of some Five-card stud. I certainly do. Anyway, I’ve found a video that asks people to adopt dogs without being uber-depressing like that Sarah McLachlan commercial that ruins lives. Be Happy!
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Today in Horrible News
Thanks a shit-ton, Canada, for offering up what’s arguably the most depressing news item of the day. Not depressing like I want to kill myself so much as I want to kill some certain other motherfuckers. Seriously, I need to go take a yoga class or something. If you plan to enjoy the rest of […]
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Rowdy? You’re a PERV.
via Flatxbread Huh? ROWDY! Are… are you spying on me? Is that what you’re doing? THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK, ROWDY. Skulking around on two legs… pretending you’re a human or something. It’s sick is what it is. It’s not natural. You really need to get this out of your system, Rowdy! Tell […]
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Happy Birthday from Schmitty the Asshole Weather Dog
Happy birthday Jodie Sweetin, Shawn Wayans, Katey Sagal, Paula Deen, dead Janis Joplin, and alive Dolly Parton! Oh, and here’s a belated b-day wish to Betty White from Schmitty the Weather Dog… who I suspect doesn’t really like Betty White at all. (Maybe he thinks she’s played out?)
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For Your Consideration… Cool Dog!
Yes, as a matter of fact, I am still befuddled and steaming that Toy Story 3 made so many “Best of 2010” lists. (Oh, C’MON! You love my obsessive-compulsiveness. It allows you to take the intellectual high ground, and gives you the false impression that you could have my job one day. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! YEAH RIGHT.) […]
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Samba Puppy
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?! It is awesome. Hilarious. Put this baby on loop. Okay, fine, it’s just a dog trying to get in the house—but the music! And…and the dancing! Whatever… maybe I’m just easily amused.
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Dogs Only Want One Thing for Christmas…
… HUMAN HANDS! (What’s that? Oh…) Ahem. I mean, “TO BE ADOPTED!” Of course.
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A Too-Late Submission for HUMP!
Just as a reminder HUMP! 2010 is this weekend (though you’re probably poop out of luck if you think you can get a ticket at this point). For those who will be missing this weekend’s hilarious and sexy shenanigans, here is a short film that would never be allowed into HUMP! (as it features kids […]