This is Holy Fuck’s newest song, “Red Lights.” Not only does it feature an all-cat band, but also a dog vs. cat muscle car race. (I got five on the Steve McQueen cat!) via
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Daily Dose of Cute
All right. With all this depressing, Democrats-no-longer-the-majority political coverage, I feel like you guys need something a little more lighthearted to look at. In my house we’re basically obsessed with pugs, so after getting this from my roommate today I’ve decided to weed out the best ones for your viewing pleasure. ENJOY. They’re gonna cook […]
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Animals: a Bunch of Pessimists, Xenophobes, Nazis and Zombies
It’s our opposable thumbs that separate us from the animals, not our insecurity and bigotry. This week, for whatever reason, there seemed to be a media surge of stories about animal psychology. There’s also one article about a zombie dog, and another about Shaq shopping for a tiny horse. We learned that lemurs intentionally play […]
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New OK Go Video is a Real Dog! (No, That’s Good!)
Goddamn you, OK Go! You’ve done it again! But instead of treadmills and marching bands and insane Rube Goldberg contraptions, you’re doing it with dogs! And not in a dirty way, either. Seriously guys, with all the work and care you’re putting into these things, why not just spend five minutes of your day curing […]
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Dogville Babylon
Hollywood! The maker of stars, the destroyer of dreams. In the following disturbing documentary, we discover how dogs were often lured to Tinsel Town in search of stardom, only to be used and then pooped out by an uncaring system. This… is Dogville Babylon. Don’t let this happen to your pooch.via
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Dumb Twat Tweets and Drives…
…and dies: A Beverly Hills plastic surgeon who died when his Jeep Wrangler veered off Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu appears to have posted Twitter updates about his dog minutes before the crash. Dr. Frank Ryan, 50, may also have been texting at the time of the accident, his ex-girlfriend said. The dog survived the […]
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Today in Waking Nightmares
Did you know that “God” spelled backwards is “dog”? Apparently, this guy just figured it out, and decided to disguise himself as a puppy, and freak the ever loving SHIT out of me with this song dedicated to Jesus. Glory, glory, HOWL-a-loo-ya! via
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Dog Sexually Assaults Grandma, and… IT’S NOT FUNNY!!
A few of you may find the following video of a dog sexually assaulting a grandma amusing… THAT IS UNTIL IT HAPPENS TO YOU. In the early days of the Mercury, I was walking through the office one day, tripped over something and fell down. Before I could get to my feet, publisher Rob Crocker’s […]
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Batman Pug Sings Batman Theme
A couple days ago I shared a video in which a pug is desperately yelling for some help from Batman. Now this pug has parlayed his desperate screams into an actual singing career! Here, Batman Pug sings the theme from Batman. (I’m pretty sure this is how Justin Bieber got his start.)
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Pug Desperately Screams for Batman (What? She’s Never Heard of the Bat Signal?)
Meanwhile back in Gotham City… Two Face has taken a doggie day care hostage, and is planning on killing one pug per hour unless he receives two billion in cash, and the entire population of the Arkham Asylum is freed. WHO SHOULD THE PUGS CALL FOR HELP??