Uh-oh, somebody’s going to go to hell. Hat tip to Joel for making me aware of the disturbing existence of Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, a service that promises to take care of your pets when the Rapture comes and Jesus hoovers up all the Good Christian Believers, leaving behind all the atheists, pets included. For $110, […]
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Dog Bites Man; Man Turns Into Dog
An Australian man performs one of the most realistic impersonations of a rabid dog (or my ex-wife) I’ve ever seen. (Seriously, dude—why didn’t you just do this when the dog attacked you?)
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Finally! A Product to Cover Your Dog’s Anus!
As seen on Etsy: Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side. Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, […]
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Dog vs. Cop Car: ON WHOM DO YOU WAGER?!?
Chattanooga cops are befuddled (perhaps rightly so) when a dog named Winston attacks and partially deconstructs a patrol car. From the hilariously named local paper The Chattanoogan: In the incident, an officer was running radar on Workman Road when Winston charged out through the gate and began shaking the patrol car. Winston munched on the […]
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Ummm… Stop Tickling that Bulldog’s Balls.
HEY GUYS! Happy National Puppy Day! However! While many of you will spend today scratching cute little puppies on the head, we should remember that there are also some very sick individuals out there who will spend their time tickling their dogs on the balls. Take the following highly disturbing video for example. Now, the […]
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Friday Afternoon Puppy Scam!
This is serious business, guys. I just got a letter from the state attorney general’s office. It concerns puppies. Puppy crime! You’ve been warned! “DON’T FALL FOR THE SCAM WITH THE PUPPY DOG EYES!” says the email from John Kroger’s office. Yes, in all caps. The scam-a-lot alert warns Oregonians against emails advertising free puppies. […]
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Is Bestiality Fashionable Yet?
I guess this is old news in internetland but it’s new to my virgin eyes. Jezebel posted a couple of months ago about Canadian boutique SSENSE’s creepy photo series, “Puppy Love.” NSFW? There’s an awesome diatribe from one of SSENSE’s commenters about “simple and corrupt minded people” not understanding the “story” of these shots, but […]
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This is How You Make a Puppy Video, Idiots.
AGAIN, I must really apologize for my co-workers ridiculous behavior on Friday. As you undoubtedly recall, I was forced to leave work early that day, and in my absence, certain Mercury employees (who will not be named, but whose employment is currently under review) uploaded a poorly and hastily shot video of two of our […]
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This Is What Happens When the Boss Leaves Early
Mercury Editor-in-Chief Wm. Steven Humphrey left work a little earlier today and, as a result, ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE. See for yourself. Also, it should be mentioned that three members of the Mercury editorial staff are currently drinking beers at their desks.
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For Those Doubting Doubters Who Didn’t Believe Me
Omigod! Omigod! Since you are craving more after just a sweet taste, here is the whole glorious thing. HUGE hat tip to Blogtown reader Kyle Burris. Kyle, you have made my 2010. Parts 2 and 3 after the jump.
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Such Nice Dogs
…but do try to keep your voice down: Police are investigating the death of a 56-year-old man whose daughter came home Sunday night to find him covered in blood and apparently killed by the pit bulls she was raising, police sources said. Johnny Wilson was found in the living room of his home in the […]