Chattanooga cops are befuddled (perhaps rightly so) when a dog named Winston attacks and partially deconstructs a patrol car.
From the hilariously named local paper The Chattanoogan:
In the incident, an officer was running radar on Workman Road when Winston charged out through the gate and began shaking the patrol car. Winston munched on the tires and ate the front bumper.
He also attacked other patrol cars that were called in as backup.
Officers tried to pepper spray Winston, then to tase him, but nothing calmed him down.
Michael Emerling said the family is grateful that the officers did not shoot Winston. He said, “In other areas near here, police have shot dogs for much less.”
Good thing Winston wasn’t carrying a razor knife/box cutter/hobby knife, huh?
Surprised they didn’t Taze the anarchist pooch and kick him to death while he squealed on the ground.
Oh wait, this didn’t happen in Portland.
Wait, they really did Taze him? I thought that was a joke.
Are you sure this isn’t an Onion article, Humpy? LOL
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You’re absolutely right, miguelaron. Here you go: http://bit.ly/9Tp5p2
“Officers tried to pepper spray Winston, then to tase him, but nothing calmed him down.”
Which is weird, because usually taseing and pepper spray is soooo soothing. Especially to animals.
When is the “Spring Break Douches on Parade” march on Burnside scheduled for Winston?
See you there.
Steve, nice change up on the headline.
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