Seen today in the PetSmart store on 82nd… WAIT. A dog that smells like “cherry vanilla”? Is this something that people actually want? I remember my old dog (Marmaduke Goldstein) used to smell like a cross between a moldy towel and warmed-over Cheetos—but I think I would prefer that to cherry vanilla.From the PetSmart site, […]
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This Was Real, Swear to God
This has been cropping up on various places around the internet (I first saw it on Slog), but it’s so great that if you missed it, you need to see it for yourself. Yes, this was a real pilot for a TV show in 1990 that never got picked up, for some baffling reason. I […]
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Animal Cruelty: Okay When Star Wars is Involved
Okay, so this guy dressed up his miniature pinscher as an AT-AT from Star Wars—which actually is the least cruel part of this video. The worst part is having an owner who not only enjoys humiliating you, but makes it insurmountably worse by ordering you to march around while he hums the Imperial March song. […]
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Coats for Cubs
The annual Buffalo Exchange fur-donation program is right around the corner, kicking off on the 14th of this month through April 22nd. For those unfamiliar with the “Coats for Cubs” program, it’s a drive to collect authentic fur and shearling pieces—even just trims and collars—for the Humane Society to use as bedding for injured and […]
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A Touching Video
I’m concerned that some people may not have seen this: The touching piano music really makes it.
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Welcome to Animals with Lightsabers Thursday!
All of the above and more here. (Octopus! Pandas! Some sort of newt or something!) Thanks to Kiala for the heads up.
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He is Coming! Oh, Sweet God, Morrissey is Coming!!
For the first time since 2002 a giant naked Morrissey will once again reign supreme over the Portland skyline. Or, at least in my steamy dreams. But the Mozzer is returning to Portland, once again at the Roseland, on Monday November 30th. Now back to my erotic Morrissey Photoshop projects…
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Obesity Epidemic Now Includes Adorable Puppies
Jesus. Look at this fat fucking puppy. It’s so fat… IT CAN’T GET UP! Get up, you fat fucking puppy! Actually, don’t get up. Just roll around on your back until you lose some of that juicy blubber that’s keeping you down there in the first place. Then, when you finally do starve yourself down […]
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And Now a Message from SODAHC (Stupid Obese Dogs Against Health Care)
Okay, though the Hillbillies Against Health Care guys are the lowest form of turds on the planet, this video is still pretty amusing. (Until you start to realize the dog was probably beaten every time he heard the name “Barack Obama.”)
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“Please Stop Staring at the Fork in My Head.”
“Look… guys… c’mon. I’m gonna be fine, okay? This fork in my brain? It’s just a minor setback, that’s all. They’re going to remove it, I’m going to be as good as new, and there’s no reason to make this a ‘BIG INTERNET DEAL,’ you know what I mean? I would much prefer to be […]
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“He Bite Me in My Vagina.”
This one has been around for awhile, but worth trotting out for this reminder: Auditions for PIZZAZZ! (The Mercury‘s all-city talent show) is coming up on SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, and I know many of you are looking for the perfect act that will win you 1000 smackeroos! (Find out more, and enter here!)See, if I […]
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Puppies Recreate David Carradine Tragedy
Oh, wait… they’re dressed. Never mind. BUT WHILE I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION… why don’t you be a sweetheart, and scoot over to Questionland, where you can ask questions or leave answers on a wide variety of interesting topics? Here are some good questions, just waiting for smart answers from brainy people like yourself. • How […]