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As seen on Etsy:

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.

Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone.

I know this is a gag gift… and yet? There was a long blade of grass hanging out of my cat’s anus yesterday. So, yeah. Maybe.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

6 replies on “Finally! A Product to Cover Your Dog’s Anus!”

  3. While this made me laugh unexpectedly, which is always nice, it is fucking retarded and if you can’t handle seeing your pets anus you really shouldn’t have a pet. Or a kid.

  4. I would totally cover that girl’s butt. That’s what we’re talking about? Right? Objectifying women and being sexist! Woo! Is it time for Spring Break yet?

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