Get in on the canine-memorializing fun at the Titanic Museum in Branson, MO.
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Lipstick for Dogs
I know, the Portland summer’s still trying to find its sea legs, and you haven’t had the opportunity to tire of the breezy bohemian look and you have many more endearing freckle patches to develop. However! There’s an upcoming event combining makeovers and consultations for not only cosmetics but also skincare and nutrition, and it’s […]
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Puppylocks
I realize that due to exploding demands brought on by the feather earring trend, things have become difficult for the fishing community. Indeed prices on the feathers used for fishing flies have doubled according to the Mercury‘s resident fishing enthusiast, reporting that “the guys at the fly shops say that girls come in and literally […]
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Portugal. The Man Gets Mush-y in Their New Video
Here’s the striking new video for the new song from Portugal. The Man. Actually, it’s a video for two songs: “Sleep Forever” and “Got it All (This Can’t Be Living Now).” Directed by Michael Ragen, the clip was shot in frontman John Gourley’s home turf of Alaska in negative 25-50 degree temperature during the incredibly […]
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Stupid, Stupid Beagle: Catch the Ball, You Stupid Beagle!
Let it now and for evermore be known that PUGS ARE STUPID, CORGIS ARE STUPID, AND BEAGLES ARE STUPID, TOO. Check out this stupid, stupid beagle for example, who is so goddamn stupid, it takes him like 20 tries to catch a ball! (To make matters worse, this is a JAPANESE beagle, who are supposed […]
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Stupid, Stupid Dog: Even the Talking Ones Are Stupid
This is the conversational version of the “Fake Throw.” The dog falls for it every time. Okay, I feel a little bad for the dog. Also, I could go for some maple bacon right now.
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Stupid, Stupid Dog: Put Down the Stick, Stupid!!
LOOK! I know I’m preaching to the choir here! But… but it’s just that… GAH!!! DOGS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID!! I’ll shut up now.
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Stupid, Stupid Dog: Playing Fetch… with a Statue.
I don’t even know why I’m writing this blog post. DOGS ARE FUCKING STUPID—this truth we hold to be self-evident. They are easily fooled by the fake throw, they freak out when an ambulance passes by, and they eat garbage as well as their own poop. In other words, you don’t need any further convincing […]
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Stupid, Stupid Baby: Stupid Lazy Baby Can’t Help a Puppy Out?
Here I was feeling all hopeful and shit, now that the youth of today won’t have to deal with Osama bin Laden. But I forgot they’ll still have to deal with their own stupidity! Check out this fucking lazy stupid baby, just lying there as a puppy valiantly tries to join her on the bed. […]
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The Finest Baby Goat-Themed Electro Dance Music Video of the Week. (Month? Year?)
The internet moves pretty fast and all, but I’d say this is probably about the best baby goat electronic music video tribute I’ve seen in about a week or so. Chances are high that it will get topped later today, though, so check it out during the slim several hours in which it will be […]
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Stupid, Stupid Baby: “Stop Laughing at Me, You Stupid Baby!!”
For some reason, today the internet is all about dog degradation. And in this episode of “Stupid, Stupid Baby,” an obviously brain damaged infant can’t stop laughing and laughing and laughing at—NOT “WITH” MIND YOU—AT the family dog who is only… ohhhh, I don’t know… TRYING TO SAVE YOUR STUPID UNWORTHY LIFE, YOU STUPID FUCKING […]
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How Can We Degrade Our Dog Today?: A Play in One Act
Her: Good morning, honey. Have you been thinking of a new way to degrade the dog today?Him: Why, I certainly have! Let’s dress him in underpants.Her: Not bad, not bad… but let’s flesh that idea out a little. How about we dress him in underpants, AND make him stand on a hay bale for two-and-a-half […]