Thanks a shit-ton, Canada, for offering up what’s arguably the most depressing news item of the day. Not depressing like I want to kill myself so much as I want to kill some certain other motherfuckers. Seriously, I need to go take a yoga class or something. If you plan to enjoy the rest of your day, you may want to sit this one out.

h/t to Eden… thanks?

Sniff. Fucking assholes.
Aaaaaannnnnndd now I want to go home and hug my dog for like an hour.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.