And so is the math teacher at Schaumburg Christian… A math teacher at a northwest suburban Christian school masturbated behind a podium while teaching his class, according to police, who said he may have been doing it for the last 10 years. Schaumburg police and the Cook County State’s Attorney’s Special Prosecution/Mass Molestation Unit have […]
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Comparing Penn State to the Catholic Church
You have to read some Christianist rhetoric about temptation and sin, but he’s right.
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Confidential to Mars Hill Church Members
Either masturbation is gay and yoga is satanic.… or your pastor is a raving nutjob.
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Our Long National Nightmare Is Over
Yesterday I told you about the House’s job creation plan, and now the matter has been resolved. As Fox News says: The American public can rest assured that “In God We Trust” is in fact the official motto of the United States. The Republican-led House approved a resolution Tuesday night to reaffirm the slogan as […]
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House Will Finally Vote to Create Jobs Tonight
Oh, no, wait. No, I’m sorry. I misread the story. They’re not going to create jobs. Instead, they’re taking care of other important business: The House will vote tonight on a bill that would solidify the phrase “In God We Trust” as the nation’s motto, and would support and encourage “the public display of the […]
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O They Will Know We Are Christians, There Is No Morality Without Religion, Every Child Deserves a Mother and Father…
Catholic nuns and priests conspired with Spain’s fascist government to steal babies from “undesirables”—and the thefts went on for decades: In 1971 Manoli, who was 23 at the time and not long married, gave birth to what she was told was a healthy baby boy, but he was immediately taken away for what were called […]
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Mark Driscoll on Masturbation
Excerpted from the bad pastor’s booklet Porn-Again Christian: A Frank Discussion on Pornography & Masturbation for God’s Men: First, masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife […]
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O They Will Know We Are Christians…
…by the little girls we make cry. When Latisha Pennington and Dondi Morse of Haltom City took their 7-year-old daughter to the Texas State Fair last weekend, they just wanted to have a fun day seeing the animals and trying out the fair’s famed array of fried treats. But the women said this week their […]
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Jesus + Halloween = JESUSWEEN!!!
Because two major holidays just isn’t enough to harness the awesomeness of JESUS™, now He’s planning on taking over one of the greatest holidays of the year, Halloween, thereby transforming it into JesusWeen. (Get it? Halloween – “hallow” + “Jesus” = JesusWeen? Get it? I SAID, “DO… YOU… FUCKING… GET… IT????) JesusWeen according to the […]
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Gay Mormon Bullied to Death—At Age 40
When Bryan Egnew came out, his wife left him and took his five kids. And then… Within two weeks, Bryan was excommunicated from the LDS Church. From the perspective of Mormon doctrine, his excommunication severed Bryan’s relationship to his children not only in this life, but also in the hereafter. Alone in his home in […]
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“That’s so Mormon.”
I just noticed your blog entry on “That’s so Mormon” replacing “That’s so gay” as a term of lameness, etc. In your response, you said: “Mormon kids, of course, have the family support so many gay kids lack and they’re not committing suicide at greater rates. So I suppose ‘That’s Mormon,’ if it caught on, […]
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Pat Robertson Urges Man to Divorce, Abandon Sick Wife
Right Wing Watch: On the same “700 Club” program today in which Pat Robertson said that Jews must convert to Christianity in order to enter Heaven, he also took on a question from a woman who was friends with a man whose wife is suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and has begun to date another woman […]