“Being Mormon, I can’t look at porn or nudity,” writes some Mormon dude who can’t look at porn or nudity. “So I have to get creative. That’s why I invented ‘bubbling.’ Hard to explain so just scroll down.” And here’s what you’ll find when you scroll down: More—and more disturbing—examples of “bubbling” (what appear to […]
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His Soul Is Still Dancing.
I got my review copy of My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done in the mail today, which I’m insanely excited to see—watch for a review in an upcoming issue of the paper—and which totally spiraled my afternoon into an hour or two of nothing but Werner Herzog-related YouTubing. This is the last thing […]
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They Didn’t Just Protect Child Rapists
Bombers too: The British government and the Roman Catholic church colluded to cover up the suspected involvement of a priest in a 1972 bombing that killed nine people and injured 30, a new report said Tuesday. The Northern Ireland police ombudsman’s report determined that Father James Chesney was the prime suspect in the blast in […]
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O They Will Know We Are Christians…
…by the people we intimidate and harass. Christofascists in Toronto protest in front of the home of a gay couple—not because the couple did anything in particular to the church. But the couple exists… Highfield Road Gospel Hall must have been fresh out of mind-your-own-business last night, because eight of God’s hand-picked mouthpieces allegedly found […]
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True Blood Ephemera: Naked People and Religious Pamphlets
How can you tell that True Blood has become a major cultural force? First, Rolling Stone, in this month’s desperate plea for relevancy, has hitched their wagon to the star that is Eric Northman’s abs. Please buy our magazine! Secondly, in a similar bid for relevancy, a Jew For Jesus handed The Mercury‘s Sarah Mirk […]
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I Know That Laughing at Bad Tattoos Is a Sign That I Am a Bad Person…
…but I’m physically unable to restrain myself from sharing this photo, from Christian Nightmares:
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The Problem with Toddler Preachers Speaking in Tongues…
…is that you can’t understand a goddamn word they say! Take this toddler preacher, for example, who took the mike from his pastor father to lecture the church on how Jesus Christ bled to death for their sins, but didn’t make a lick of sense because, duh, he’s a toddler. (Not that Christianity makes sense […]
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Today in Waking Nightmares
Did you know that “God” spelled backwards is “dog”? Apparently, this guy just figured it out, and decided to disguise himself as a puppy, and freak the ever loving SHIT out of me with this song dedicated to Jesus. Glory, glory, HOWL-a-loo-ya! via
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Evangelical Preacher Cheating On His Wife With Another Evangelical Preacher
But it’s an opposite cheat—you know, like an “opposite marriage” but adulterous—so it’s not as sinful/delicious as it could be. But however they fall, it’s always nice to see a snake-oil-peddlin’, homophobia-preachin’ POS fall: There’s a new televangelist soap opera. Reports this week suggest a still-married Benny Hinn is now romantically involved with Paula White, […]
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Holy Cock-Gobblers, Popeman!
Yes, this priest is wearing a collar and no pants. From the Daily Mail: A gay priest sex scandal has rocked the Catholic Church in Italy today after a weekly news magazine released details of a shock investigation it had carried out. Using hidden cameras, a journalist from Panorama magazine—owned by Italian Prime Minister and […]
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The National Organization for Marriage’s Summer Tour Continues
Following their hilariously lame “scare ad,” the National Organization for Marriage produces another lame blast of video hype for their summer tour. Thanks again to Towleroad, which continues to rule the NOM beat.