It’s important to reiterate here that nobody would be digging into Christine O’Donnell’s bedroom habits if she didn’t make her bedroom (and everyone else’s bedroom) such an important issue. But she does, and so Wonkette is: [O’Donnell} had a man over her house all the time, and a neighbor complained about this, because “the walls […]
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Confidential to Christians Who Are Always Telling Me That You’re “Not All Like That” And That “Not All Christians” Are Homophobic Bigots…
…and that homophobic Christian bigots “don’t speak for you.” Don’t tell me. Go and tell the Washington Post.
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Happy Birthday, Kirk Cameron! (And Buy His Atheist Bible!)
Kirk Cameron, child star of Growing Pains turned Christian actor, turns 40 years old today! Sooo… HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIRK CAMERON. (Even though when you die you won’t be able to refund all the poor saps you gypped with your “Athiest Bible.” But I guess that was the plan, wasn’t it?)
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Required Listening: “You don’t follow the Bible! You’re a liar!”
Michelangelo Signorile wasn’t in the mood to coddle an anti-gay Christian who refused to take any responsibility for helping to create the climate that is pushing gay kids to suicide. One day, they’re going to have to ignore the anti-gay shit in the Bible, just like they ignore the pro-slavery shit in the Bible, the […]
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But Isn’t Song of Bernadette Playing on AMC This Week?
Gee, maybe this is why all those straight, conservative Christian teenagers are taking their own lives: Hey, Hollywood? Really wanna fuck with their heads? Put some gay Christian characters on TV. Now that Cam and Mitch have finally kissed—in the background, with a straight couple kissing down front—maybe they could join an affirming church, get […]
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Today in Just Sayin’: Atheists Know More About Religion than Religious People
May I please direct your attention to the hilarious results of a new Pew Research study that quizzed over 3,412 Americans about various religions. Who scored the best? Atheists and agnostics, followed by Jews and Mormons. The average people of all Christian faiths lagged a bit behind. More than four-in-ten Catholics in the United States […]
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Nice Little Ritual You’ve Got There, Bishop Long
Um… gee: The accusations center on the LongFellows Youth Academy, an exclusive group of teenage boys handpicked by Bishop Long for spiritual mentoring. The boys went through a bonding ritual, known as a “covenant ceremony,” in which Bishop Long gave them jewelry and exchanged vows with them while quoting from Scripture as ceremonial candles burned, […]
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Rabidly Anti-Gay Christian Pastors with iPhones
Gee… he sorta looks like the kinda guy who has sex with men—but, hey, maybe my gaydar on the fritz. And he fits the Ted Haggard/George Rekers mold… The prominent pastor of a 25,000-member megachurch near Atlanta denies allegations in a lawsuit that he coerced three young men from the congregation into a sexual relationship, […]
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God 1, Fat Daniel Baldwin ZEROOOOO!
In case you haven’t noticed, athiests like me RUIN EVERYTHING for EVERYBODY. However, I will not ruin this. What follows is one of the most hilarious, anus-tingling Christian movie trailers ever, in which a small Alaskan town’s Christmas is totally ruined by fat, evil athiest Fat Daniel Baldwin. As it so happens, Fat Athiest Daniel […]
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O They Will Know We Are Christians…
…by our the things that make our pastor LOL: The FBI says Rev. William Bendert of Lake Orion arrived at a Troy hotel on Friday expecting to meet a minor for sex. He thought wrong. Authorities arrested Bendert outside of the Red Roof Inn off Rochester Road. Bendert, pastor of the King of Kings Lutheran […]
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Skateboarder Saves Quaran from Fiery Death; Also, HAHAHAHAAAA!!
Some hillbilly in Texas—as opposed to another hillbilly in Florida—decided to burn a Quaran this past weekend, but was foiled by a bunch of protesters, and IN PARTICULAR, a skateboarder who rolled up, stole the Quaran from the hillbilly and skated away. PSYCH! (I think that in honor of this great American hero, all “No […]
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“God Hates the Koran for Being a Fag Day!”
May this be the last (hilarious) word on all this shit. Thank you, Towleroad.