Kirk Cameron, child star of Growing Pains turned Christian actor, turns 40 years old today! Sooo… HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIRK CAMERON. (Even though when you die you won’t be able to refund all the poor saps you gypped with your “Athiest Bible.” But I guess that was the plan, wasn’t it?)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

5 replies on “Happy Birthday, Kirk Cameron! (And Buy His Atheist Bible!)”

  1. Wait, If I can’t “parrot” the argument of “other atheists” why can he parrot the argument of other knuckleheads? Again, sheep logic…

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