…particularly the kind of circumstance that, say, a Prada-lovin’ pope might find himself in: Pope Benedict XVI says that condom use is acceptable “in certain cases,” notably to reduce the risk of HIV infection, in a book due out Tuesday, apparently softening his once hardline stance…. To illustrate his apparent shift in position, Benedict offered […]
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Correcting the Record for Porno Pete
My husband and I have never had a threeway with a “stranger,” Porno Pete. But if you prefer to picture the two of us getting with hot, sweaty, well-hung strangers when you’re drafting a post/rubbing one out/living vicariously though us, go for it. As for my marriage—my monogamish marriage—it’s lasted twice as long as Ronald […]
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7-Year-old Colton Burpo Proves There’s a Heaven, Guys!
Athiests of the world, prepare to suck a big tub of hippo dick—because 11-year-old Colton Burpo… excuse me for just a moment. Ahem. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! HAW!!! I’m back. 11-year-old Colton Burpo went on Fox & Friends to reveal to the world that he visited heaven when he was four-years-old and being operated on for an appendectomy, […]
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Sucks to Be Alberto Martinez
And I don’t want to be like Alberto Martinez… The President of Argentina received this picture and called it “junk mail,” 8 days later his son died. A man received this picture & immediately sent out copies. His surprise was winning the lottery. Alberto Martinez received this picture, gave it to his secretary to make […]
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Today in Oxymorons: Intelligent Christians
In this video, Christians use “logic”—warped, idiot logic, but logic all the same—to try to convince us that homosexuals should never get married. Low point: the soul-patched hipster douchebag whose face I want to punch off. High point: Sexy Christians and their strange ability to shrink like the Atom from the old DC comics. Man, […]
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Something You Won’t See On The Mercury‘s Event Calendar
Last night I was forwarded an email entitled “POWERFUL 11:11 GLOBAL LINK UP” filled with promises of amazing opportunities for me, you and everyone else in the world. What was inside was too silly not to share with you here. “It is time for us to reap the rewards of our long and arduous labors,” […]
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Tony Perkins, Vile Piece of Shit, Opens His Foul Mouth
Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council tells NPR how we can stop gay kids from killing themselves: “There’s no correlation between inacceptance of homosexuality and depression and suicide,” he says. Rather, Perkins says, there is another factor that leads kids to kill themselves. “These young people who identify as gay or lesbian, we know […]
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Christian Christian Pastor to Non-Hater Christians: Speak The Fuck Up, People
A Christian pastor tells his co-religionists pretty much the same shit I’ve been telling them for years—that their faith’s hateful reputation is largely their own fault, that they have to learn to ignore the shit about gay people in the bible just like they ignore the shit about women and slavery and lobster—in this op-ed […]
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Re: “The Silence of the Lambs”
Hi, Dan… I’m the minister at St. Andrew’s Haney United Church—the guy who posted the sign at the top of your article, “The Silence of the Lambs.” Yesterday morning, I had a chance to read your response to LR and then your post to JLGAHF. I’d love to get into a debate with you about […]
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Buttsore Portland Bible College Student to Dan: Hurting My Feelings Is Unconstitutional!
From the mailbox… “A bullied straight kid goes home to a parent who is on his side. A bullied gay kid goes home to more bullying and is dragged off to a church for more bullying from the pulpit,” Savage said. I cannot believe you said this, and the emotions I am feeling from this […]
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“Naked is a Metaphor for Honest”
The Naked Cowboy is running for president. For the Tea Party. I think he may have a few obstacles ahead of him in grabbing a “Tea Party nomination,” since he happens to be someone who makes a living off his own nudity, and is trying to appeal to the same voters who bought THIS TAPE […]
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Meet Christine O’Donnell’s Alleged Pudding Cup Lover!
As Paul recently noted, Christine O’Donnell—who makes such a HUGE deal of other people’s sex lives—has allegedly taken a LOVER, and he has a “pudding cup beard.” Via the Daily Beast, meet “Mr. Pudding Cup Beard” himself, David Hust. O’Donnell and Puddin’ Cup sittin’ in a tree… Nice T-shirt tux, dude. Anyway, according to Gawker, […]