Miss Beverly Hills—who will be competing in the upcoming Miss California pageant—seems to think that the gays should be put to death. “The Bible says that marriage is between a man and a woman. In Leviticus it says, ‘If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed […]
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The Age of Consent in Vatican City—Seriously, Vatican City—is Twelve
Unless there is “a relationship of dependence”—teacher/student, pope/altar boy—in which case the age of consent at the Vatican jumps to 15.
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O They Will Know We Are Christians…
…by shit like this: In a deliberate attempt to ridicule a lesbian couple involved in an adoption case, the Florida Family Policy Council used the above-left photo in press materials about the case. The actual couple is on the right. My source tips me that the left photo is the first result one gets when […]
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Evangelicals Embrace Extreme Fighting to Attract Young Men
Oy: “Hard punches!” he shouted from the sidelines of a martial arts event called Cage Assault. “Finish the fight! To the head! To the head!” The young man was a member of a fight team at Xtreme Ministries, a small church near Nashville that doubles as a mixed martial arts academy. Mr. Renken, who founded […]
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Does this Photo Prove or Disprove the Existence of God?
From the amazing website Hot Chicks with Stormtroopers: When I first saw this photo, I yelled, “See? There IS a god! And he/she/it is a god who looks down favorably on at least one nerd who scored a chick that was not only hot, but didn’t seem to mind at all that her boyfriend is […]
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Call Your Little Sister 30 Years Ago: ABBAWORLD’s Open!
The British love Abba. From what I can tell, they never stopped loving Abba. They love Abba so much that Mamma Mia! beat out Titanic as the UK’s highest grossing film ever. They love Abba so much that Matt Davis has a serpentine tattoo of an angelic Agnetha Fältskog wrapped round his right thigh. Take […]
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Cinematic Angel Roundup
Humans and angels have a long and storied history together. It is a proven fact that messengers from God used to hang out on Earth all the time, usually to inform people of impending births or to strut their pretty selves around Sodom and Gomorrah just asking to be sodomized. And that’s not all! Many […]
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Pat Robertson: America’s Ill Will Ambassador
Individual Americans are donating millions of dollars to relieve the suffering in Haiti, our government is pledging tens of millions of dollars and rushing medical supplies and food and hospital ships to Haiti—and all anyone is going to remember about America’s response to the tragedy in Haiti is the stunningly hateful santorum that drips from […]
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No One Could’ve Predicted
So… a group of American evangelicals travel to Uganda to tell Ugandans—poor, devout, tribal Ugandans—that gays and lesbians have a “hidden and dark agenda,” an agenda that includes turning straight men gay, raping and sodomizing children, and destroying the family. And then legislators in Uganda turn around and propose a new law that calls for […]
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Y2K10 is Coming! With Jesus! Look Busy!
PANIC, YOU GUYS! Y2K10 is coming, and our computers are gonna shut down, and our kitchen sinks won’t turn on, and our traffic lights will blink like it’s some kind of goddamn disco, and Jesus will swoop down from heaven to take away the just, while the rest of us are left behind with sinks […]
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Put Christ Back Into Christmas… By Killing Santa
Often around this time of year I ask myself, “Why isn’t Christmas about Jesus wielding a double barrel shotgun?” Honestly, that would be more interesting than the star and the shepherds and the BLAH BLAH BLAH zzzzzzzzzz. Apparently Ron Lake of Nipomo, CA, agrees with me. I mean, what’s more compelling than the thought of […]