We’re in for another rainy week, you guys! But that’s okay, because God made the rain so that the flowers, erections, and plants can grow and… what? Wait… did I say “erections”? Of course I didn’t! That would be… c’mon, that would be gross, man. “Erections growing in the rain.” Pssshht! I mean… sure, I […]
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Carrie Prejean Knows From Inappropriate
Carrie Prejean almost storms out of television studio because the questions are too tough—on Larry King Live? Prejean threatened to walk off King’s Wednesday night interview after King asked her why she’d settled a lawsuit against the Miss California USA Pageant…. Prejean didn’t answer. King repeated: “You can’t even say why you settled?” “Larry,” Prejean […]
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Mormon Church Backs Gay Rights Law In Salt Lake City
As mentioned in Good Morning News, Magic Underpants, Inc., came out in support—support—of a gay rights law. Salt Lake City has become the first Utah city to offer housing and employment protections for gays and lesbians—an action supported by the Mormon church. The City Council, in a unanimous vote Tuesday, passed a pair of nondiscrimination […]
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Catholic Bishop: Gays Are Not Welcome At Vatican City
The presence of gays and lesbians—even as tourists—represents “a provocation and an abuse,” and is “offense to our religion.” Um… has this guy met the light-in-his-Prada-loafers pope? And good thing there wasn’t a ban on gay people hanging out at the Vatican when that cocksucker was painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
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Marriage Equality in Washington D.C.
The District of Columbia is debating the legalization of same-sex marriage. The loudest voices being raised in opposition belong to African American religious leaders and it makes for pretty depressing YouTube viewing. But Lurleen at Pam’s House Blend points out that more black clergy in D.C. support marriage equality than oppose it. And they’re making […]
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At First It Was Hard To Feel Sorry For Them
Thomas and Amanda Stansel were having trouble conceiving so they opted to undergo fertility treatments. Hospitals, doctors, hormone shots, sperm injected directly into Mrs. Stansel’s uterus. And Mrs. Stansel wound up pregnant—with six fetuses. Their doctors urged them to “reduce,” or selectively abort, some of the fetuses or risk losing them all. It was hard […]
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Why I Date God Instead of You
1) Because God doesn’t insist on changing clothes three times before we go out.2) Because God doesn’t play mind games over the phone.3) Because God doesn’t whine about me always taking Him to Applebee’s.4) Because God never does this: “BLAH BLAH BLAH, NAG NAG NAG.”5) Because God never makes me beg. Except when I’m praying.6) […]
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Kirk Cameron Republishes the Classics
Taking a cue from Reader’s Digest and the Harvard Classics, former Like Father, Like Son star and nutjob Mike Seaver Kirk Cameron is jumping into the publishing game. Watch this video and learn about his very special upcoming edition of a classic that’s approaching its 150th birthday. Gosh! It sounds like a super educational way […]
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Is This Preview for Legion the Greatest Movie Trailer of All Time?*
Fuck Angels & Demons. I want angels VERSUS demons! With machine guns! And nasty old ladies! And exploding Dennis Quaids! Which means I want Legion. Which means January cannot come quickly enough. *That’s a rhetorical question, which is code for “a question everyone already knows the answer to.” The answer, in this case, being “YOU’RE […]
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Converting Hindus to Christianity… for Dummies
Okay, so yesterday I shared with you an amazing 3-D video of deep space that was designed to humble maniacal egotists such as you and me. However, after learning that many of you were a little too humbled by the experience, I began looking for a video that would counteract those effects, and actually make […]