Sometimes in the rush of the news day—fascists in Arizona, bigots in Mississippi, Goldman Sachs in the doghouse—we overlook the good news: Most young adults today don’t pray, don’t worship and don’t read the Bible, a major survey by a Christian research firm shows. If the trends continue, “the Millennial generation will see churches closing […]
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Christian Sex Advice: Think of Your Spouse as a Filthy Toilet…
…that you have clean with your mouth. I don’t see how this advice… Sometimes sex is just sex; it’s what you do when you are married. Just like cleaning the toilet is what you do to keep your house clean…and I bet you don’t have this great desire or huge emotional connection to scrubbing the […]
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Tonight’s Nightmare, Today!
Meet Lil’ Marcie. She wants to be Jesus’ sunbeam! (Meanwhile, I want her to stop staring at me with those dead, horrifying eyes! And stop flapping those lifeless arms! And get out of my brain! FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET FUCKING CHRIST, LIL’ MARCIE!! GET… OUT… OF… MY… BRAIN!!! No thanks, Videogum.
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What You See If You Go to Revolution Muslim’s Website
Excellent: “South Park made jokes about the Prophet Muhammad. An Islamic group, Revolution Muslim, retorted with thinly veiled threats, and the show was censored. Fans were outraged—and they fought back by hacking the group’s website with this image.” More at Gawker.
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Restore Stephen Baldwin!
According to the completely awesome website Restore Stephen Baldwin, Stephen Baldwin = Job. He has been forced into poverty by refusing to take acting roles he didn’t like (just like Job!), and now it’s up to the Christians of the world to save him so he can yell at people some more and still pay […]
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Today in Christian Logic
Umm… I kind of don’t know where to start. Anybody? Hat tips to WOW!
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Hung on the Cross
Meanwhile in Oklahoma… Churchgoers are outraged over a crucifix in a Catholic church that they say shows an image of genitalia on Jesus. The controversial crucifix has caused a deep divide among members of St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church, where it hangs above the main altar. “There are a couple people who have left the […]
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Good News for the Catholic Church!
That latest priest swept up in a celibacy-breaking, headline-making scandal is untainted by charges of pedophilia. He just wanted to bone a hooker.
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Eternal Earth-Bound Pets
Uh-oh, somebody’s going to go to hell. Hat tip to Joel for making me aware of the disturbing existence of Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, a service that promises to take care of your pets when the Rapture comes and Jesus hoovers up all the Good Christian Believers, leaving behind all the atheists, pets included. For $110, […]
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Blaming the Media Didn’t Do It, Blaming the Jews Didn’t Do It…
…maybe blaming the gays—again—will “defuse the sex scandal” rocking the Catholic Church: It is homosexuality, not celibacy, that is linked to pedophilia, the Vatican’s Secretary of State Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone said on Monday, seeking to defuse the sex scandal that has battered the Roman Catholic Church…. “Many psychologists and psychiatrists have shown that there is […]
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Pope on the Ropes, Part 498
Gawker reports on the Pope’s odd habit of extensively shielding child molesters while instantly excommunicating priests who broke vows of celibacy. (Apparently, raping children does not qualify as breaking your vow of celibacy. Good to know!) Meanwhile, Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens are plotting to have the Pope arrested for crimes against humanity. From the […]