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Don’t Look at Anything Under a Microscope Unless You’re Ready to Be Schooled in How Gross It Is

Case in point: Chicken McNuggets, which have always seemed prohibitively gross just from their outsides, and which reportedly bloom into the stuff of nightmares when placed under a microscope. As Mike Adams of Natural News reports (bolds mine): Earlier today I purchased a 10-piece Chicken McNuggets from a McDonald’s restaurant in Austin, Texas. Under carefully […]

Posted inScience!

Majestic and Beautiful, the Powerful and Graceful Leonardo DiCaprio Floats Above Earth’s Petty Constraints, All But Walking on Water

Alight upon the Mediterranean sea like some kind of lordly ocean god, some kind of whimsical sea sprite, some kind of immensely powerful merman, or some kind of—dare we say it? we do—savior, behold Leonardo DiCaprio, who is not bound by our pathetic physical laws. Leonardo DiCaprio does as he pleases, and he pleases to […]

Posted inMovies & TV

A Modest Proposal, and Also a Brief History of Movie Theater Air Conditioning

MONSTERS UNIVERSITY Aww! This was my favorite child at the movie! He was not real. I made the mistake of going to see Monsters University at Century Eastport last weekend. I say “mistake” not because of the particular film (as Denis pointed out, Monsters University is charming), but because UGH, CHILDREN. The half-formed creatures were […]

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“Tin-Foil Hat Parade,” at City Hall Tonight, Celebrates Fluoride Defeat

One of the organizers of Portland City Hall’s nearly 18-month-old camping-ban protest, poet and activist Kernel Loose-Nut, is looking to mark Tuesday’s fluoride shellacking with a themed party meant to tweak fluoride supporters here and across the country who made it clear they considered (victorious) fluoride foes a bunch of conspiratorial kooks and science deniers. […]

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