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Blazers vs Cavs – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Rose Garden as the Portland Trail Blazers take on the Lebroneveland Lebronavaliers. Or Cleveland Cavaliers. But really, no offense (no pun attended) to the unstoppable force that is Sasha Pavlovic, but Cleveland is LeBron’s team. Everyone else is just along for the ride, and the paycheck. If you remember this time last […]
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Blazers vs Bucks – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Rose Garden as the Portland Trail Blazers take on the Milwaukee Bucks. Tonight is the first game back for Portland since Steve Blake’s injury, Jerryd Bayless’ explosion of badassery, and Rudy Fernandez golden ticket to the slam dunkathon. Lots to catch up, let’s get rolling… PRE-GAMETonight marks the final night for Greg […]
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MilesGate Continues, Oregonian Suspiciously Quiet
Another night, another Darius Miles bombshell. After last week’s fallout over Miles, and the millions of dollars in baggage that comes with him, Yahoo has broken the news that the Blazers tried to re-sign Miles last week, after sending out their now infamous threatening letter. Can you sign a player who doesn’t want to be […]
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Blazers vs Warriors – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Darius Miles Memorial Coliseum as the Portland Trail Blazers meet the Golden State Warriors. All the chatter around these parts is focused firmly on Miles, the former Blazer, who has single handily derailed Portland’s season for the past few days. Tonight the Blazers—who are on the verge of becoming about $18 million […]
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Blazers to Every Other NBA Team: Hands off Darius (Or Else)
10:55 am update:The NBA just sent out an email implying that they would—more or less—fully support any team that wants Miles, despite Portland’s legal threats. Also, the owner of the Cavs calls what the Blazers did “dead wrong.” Well, this didn’t end well. When the Portland Trail Blazers ran Darius Miles out on a rail […]
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Blazers vs Pistons – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Rose Garden as the Portland Trail Blazers welcome home Rasheed Wallace and his Detroit Pistons. Aw, so many memories of ‘Sheed having his way with officials in this arena, I just hope and pray I don’t get a ‘lil misty-eyed when Wallace gets a technical foul and ejected in the third quarter. […]
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MLS2PDX: Hellos and Goodbyes
Hey there lovely people! There’s another MLS2PDX task force meeting on Tuesday the 6th, but there’s enough Player news, MLS Expansion news and sundry items about the Timbers blogosphere for another roundup before the meeting.So watch out Chris Berman, I’m going to run roughshod over your career of nonsensical gesticulations and catch phrases, after the […]
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Blazers vs Hornets – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Rose Garden as the Portland Trail Blazers take on the pesky insects from the Crescent City, the New Orleans Hornets. As it was earlier this week, the big news is the bum leg tendon of Brandon Roy, who is “doubtful” for tonight’s contest—damn you hamstring—but then again, that didn’t really seem to […]
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Blazers vs Celtics – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Rose Garden as the Portland Trail Blazers meet the Boston Celtics in a preview of the 2010 NBA Finals moderately competitive basketball game. The last time these two teams met Kevin Garnett got on all-fours and barked like a puppy, Glen “Big Baby” Davis lived up to his name and cried like […]
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They Like Sportz
Hoo-RAH! It’s another leaked song from The Lonely Island boys (Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone), and this one arrives just in time for all you “sportz nutz” who will undoubtedly spend your entire New Year’s Day jizzing in your pants over football. (Why, that’s right… The Lonely Planet are also responsible for the […]
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Joel Przybilla: Friend of the Sasquatch
In anticipation of tomorrow’s Blazers versus Celtics throwdown at the Rose Garden, here is a very surreal video from the pre-game introductions of Saturday’s game against Toronto. For some reason there was a large Sasquatch mascot (not this guy) on the court longing for a high-five from the Blazers as they came out of the […]