Is it too early for virtual centaur interracial gangbang porn? And sorry, centaur fetishists, but this will have to tide you over until the centaur sexbots come along. Very, very, very NSFW. And don’t miss the Merc’s annual Sex Survey results for more on the unholy marriage of sex and technology.
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Valve And Apple Sittin’ In A Tree, Kay, Eye, Ess, Ess, Eye, In, Gee!
Valve Software WHAT COULD IT MEAN?!? We Mac gamers are a hearty few. Like Oregon’s original settlers, we survive on gorgeous user interface, intuitive program design and millions of dead beavers … Wait, that didn’t make any sense. Let me start over. *cue record scratch* Hey there hipsters! I see you propped up behind that […]
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South Korea: Home Of The ‘Meat Stylus’
It’s tentatively gaming related at best, but seriously, “meat stylus?” How could I not mention this story? From kottke.org’s industry-leading cyber sausage division: kottke.org Sales of CJ Corporation’s snack sausages are on the increase in South Korea because of the cold weather; they are useful as a meat stylus for those who don’t want to […]
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Today on Chatroulette: VAGINA EYE!!
I know this Chatroulette thing is going to be the most annoying thing ever in… oh… maybe two days? But for now, watching reactions to this guy doing the VAGINA EYE makes my day. (Audio a bit NSFW-ish.)
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My Googlism Kicks Your Googlism’s Ass
How does Google see you? Find out by going to Googlism, type in your name, and the site will cross-reference your name on Google and produce a sentence that pretty much sums you up. For example, when you type in my name, here is the result: Ha! Ha! AWESOME! And oh, so true. For comparative […]
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Inside the Chatroulette Offices
Well of course Chatroulette has their own office. And of course that office contains people furiously masturbating, the occasional flashing of tits, as well as a guy in a cat suit. So, yeah. Kind of like the Mercury office. Audio NSFW!
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Nurses Do the ChatRoulette Thing
Have you tried ChatRoulette yet? Well, perhaps tomorrow you’d like to give it a spin. Portland band Nurses will be performing in front of their webcam to lucky chat partners who get paired up with them. (For the uninitiated, ChatRoulette randomly pairs you up for a one-on-one video chat with another ChatRoulette person out there […]
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Local Choose Your Own Adventure iPhone App
Last night I went to the premiere for an iPhone app/movie/game/thing called Bank Run – basically a Choose Your Own Adventure novel in movie form that you play on your iPhone. Here’s the trailer: Bank Run‘s developers, Portland ad agency SilkTricky, described it last night as an “enteractive” app (a buzzword for interactive entertainment) with […]
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Commenting Was Gone; Now is Back!
ATTENTION BLOGTOWNIES!Apparently there was some technical snafu this morning that wormed its way into our blog and stopped you from commenting. That bug has been fixed (we think… we hope) and now you may freely move about the cabin, and say whatever you like (within reason) in regards to Jesse Jackson, The Smoke Monster, and […]
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Google Buzz: That Buzzing In Your Ears
Google launched Google Buzz a week ago Tuesday, and since then it’s been spreading around the Internet with blinding speed. All the blogs now have these “Follow us on Google Buzz!” banners, touting its “Inbox Integration” and adding little “Buzz This!” buttons next to their “Tweet This!” and “Facebook The Hell Out Of This Shit!” […]
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Apple? Now You’re Just Being Passive Aggressive.
From 77 iPad Updates That May or May Not Please the Critics.
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The Best Commercial Yet for the iPad! And Nachos!
You look like you’re in dire need of a song you won’t be able to get out of your head for the rest of the day. Enter Nerf Herder front man Parry Grip and his delectably hilarious commercial for the new iPad—as well as Nachos. Well, he’s right! They do have a lot in common!! […]