I know this Chatroulette thing is going to be the most annoying thing ever in… oh… maybe two days? But for now, watching reactions to this guy doing the VAGINA EYE makes my day. (Audio a bit NSFW-ish.)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bq6xjTyw7zM%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)