BTW, don’t miss my monologue in this Friday and Saturday’s LONE WOLVES: Solo Sketch Comedy Show entitled “Taylor Swift: Music Superstar.” It’s got puppets.
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Jose Canseco Probably Shouldn’t Be Allowed on Twitter
Jose Canseco, who has been accused by both of his ex-wives of domestic violence in the past, was approached by police officers in Las Vegas as part of a rape investigation, according to Canseco’s Twitter feed. How did Canseco respond? By tweeting the name of the woman Canseco says has accused him of rape, along […]
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Tweet Wars: Michael Ian Black vs. Marc Maron
Whether this is an actual Twitter catfight or a fakey promotional stunt, few people do passive-aggressive MEOW PFFSST! PFFSST! tweet wars like the one Michael Ian Black and Marc Maron are currently engaged in. Here’s just a sample. A SAMPLE! Meeee-OW!! Read the entire war here.
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Twitter Vs. the New York Times: Who Will Survive?
Here’s a provocative headline from CNN Money: Peter Thiel: Twitter will outlast the New York Times Sounds like an old-fashioned bar bet to me!
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Best Twitter Conversation About Fluoride of the Day! (Perhaps Ever?)
Follow @IanKarmel and read his weekly column “Portland as Fuck.” Oh, and for more info on that idiotic fluoride/Nazi myth, there’s this. Seriously, guys. Seriously. SERIOUSLY.
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The 15 Commandments (of Twitter)
Courtesy of Doghouse Diaries, here is perhaps the ultimate unwritten Laws of Twitter list—presented in convenient “score card” format. While I generally abhor anyone one person or organization declaring “rules” for the internet—I thought this was pretty spot on. Notice anything they missed?
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Old People Reading Rob Delaney’s Tweets
We are all in agreement that comedian @robdelaney has one of the most heeeelarious twitter accounts in the Twitterverse—and I’m sorry I just said “Twitterverse.” Fuck a “Twitterverse.” WHERE WAS I?? Oh, yeah. To celebrate Rob Delaney on his show, Jimmy Kimmel gets a bunch of old people to read Delaney’s tweets… and they do […]
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More Celebs Reading Mean Tweets!
To celebrate moving his show to 11:35 pm, Jimmy Kimmel brings back one of my fave segments, “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” in which… ummm… celebrities read mean tweets. And trust me, this one is a SCA-REAM! My fave is Tom Arnold’s… which is yours?
Posted inReligion
That Motherfucking Power-Hungry, Self-Aggrandized Bigot In the Stupid Fucking Hat Joins Twitter
And the pope has lots of followers… …but I’m one of them. Hard to say how many other folks, like me and Rob Delaney, are following the pope for shits and giggles. But some folks are following the pope because they’re still pretty pissed about all those raped kids: The first papal tweet has been […]
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Dumb Internet Troll Pamela Weiss Gets OWNED by Anderson Cooper
Anderson Cooper don’t take no mess—especially on his Twitter machine from dumb internet troll Pamela Weiss. Here’s that original “flan tweet” Anderson was talking about. Go Pamela Weiss—and troll no more. More hilarious Anderson burn tweets here.
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Sweet Debate Tweets! (Ann Coulter Edition)
First, Ann Coulter said this: Then the internet said this: Oh… much more after the jump.
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Sweet Debate Tweets!
Who doesn’t like funny debate tweets? NOBODY THAT’S WHO! (Except gangbangers and CHINA.) More after the jump!