The BBC is launching a show similar to America’s Next Top Model, but with a distinct twist: the models/contestants all have disabilities. One of the young women had her arm severed in a bus accident, another largely gets around in a wheelchair due to a degenerative neuro-muscular disorder, etc (all seem to be physically disabled, […]
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Hellboy Visits American Gladiators!
Watching American Gladiators last night I was pleasantly surprised to see a cameo by Hellboy!
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DVD Review: Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs.
The vicious blight of direct-to-DVD movies upon our nation’s video stores is an ugly one, punishing us with such fare as American Pie: Band Camp (the first in a series of three American Pie spin-offs!) and the sure-to-be-brilliant Lost Boys: The Tribe. But here and there, there are a few bright spots, and so far, […]
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Cookies Make Her HAAAAAAA-PPY!
As reported here last week, the Cookie Monster no longer exclusively eats cookies, which is of course, bullshit. However! There’s a new “cookie monster” in town, named Kathreya who appears on the British version of Big Brother. (Let it be known that the American Big Brother is a tub of crap compared to the Brit’s […]
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Suck It, High School Archenemy!
So my wildest dreams came true last night on ABC. The debut of I Survived a Japanese Game Show marked the culmination of two long years of high school revenge fantasies, when the girl who stole my number-one bigtime crush in sophomore year made her appearance. She landed on her face, not once, but twice […]
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Neave Television: Say Goodbye to Worker Productivity
Though it hurts me deeply to ask you to leave our site—even momentarily—do yourself a favor and check out Neave Television, which is practically impossible to explain other than it’s an artistic exploration of flash graphics which is simultaneously cool, random, hilarious… and… and… crap. For a good example, just go here, and click “channel […]
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Cookie Monster on The Colbert Report
Okay, this one is cuter than a basket full of “Cat Fridays.” After learning that Sesame Street‘s Cookie Monster has started eating fruits and vegetables in addition to cookies, Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report flips out and takes the blue monster to task. Check this out if you’re in the mood to feel good.
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The O’Reilly Factor… in a Minute!
How many times have you whined, “But I don’t have time to watch every episode of The O’Reilly Factor!” Well, thanks to the funny guys over at 236, you can now view Bill O’Reilly in all his glory… and in only ONE MINUTE. (And with every inch of the “no spin zone” still intact.)
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The British Don’t Have “Bleeps.”
They may have fish and chips, but one thing the British don’t have are “bleeps.” This unfortunate fact was revealed on England’s version of The View, when the absolutely horrifying JOAN RIVERS appeared and had some very choice NSFW words to say about actor Russell Crowe. If you love awkwardness, then ENJOY!
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Good Afternoon, Television
• Hey, J.J. Abrams fans! The pilot episode for his newest show Fringe has leaked on the internet. Somebody get a paper towel, please. • John McCain appears tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live: Game Night… and Michelle Obama is co-hosting The View in the morning?!? • By the way, the first season of the super […]
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The Shatman Strikes Again.
As has been documented elsewhere, The Shatman has a new book out. But to hell with that–I can guarantee you that this video is a billion times better than that book. OR ANY BOOK. It consists of the following parts: The Shatman’s cover of Pulp’s “Common People,” footage from the legitimately awesome television program Star […]
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Reporter Gets Bug in Mouth; Needs to Wash Mouth Out with Soap
Here’s another great TV news blooper clip featuring a reporter who gets a bug in his mouth, and then kills it… with an absolutely filthy string of NSFW expletives! Headphones on for this one! BTW! I know you guys over at KATU have a library filled with hilarious and hopefully embarrassing bloopers. Send ’em over, […]