No it’s not for this! That’d be lame! So lame! Ha! That show’s fucking terrible! No way would I want 9900 minutes of that! Even if it only cost a mere 55 cents per episode! No, the $116.99 is for… uh… something really cool and non-embarrassing. Um, a present for you, maybe? Yeah, that’s it! […]
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Leanimal on Project Runway
Wow! Congrats to Leanne Marshall of Leanimal (and former Mercury graphic designer), who was just announced as a contender on the new season of Project Runway! I just spoke with her briefly, but she needs to have a handler from Bravo on the line before I can ask any real questions. I’ll update this post […]
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It’s on TV Tonight!
So if you happen to receive the G4 network— the gaming network that also broadcasts such fantastic shows as Ninja Warrior and Unbeatable Banzuke — you may or may not want to tune in tonight for the debut episode of what’s sure to be one of the most controversial shows of the year, HURL. As […]
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DVD Review: The X-Files: Revelations.
Hey, remember The X-Files? No? Can’t blame you! But six years after it went off the air–and eight years after it was worth watching–The X-Files is headed for a resurrection of sorts, with The X-Files: I Want to Believe hitting theaters on July 25. The X-Files: Revelations–a two-DVD set collecting eight “essential” episodes of the […]
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Battlestar Galactica Toasters!
Activate… NERDGASM! I truly apologize but I’m super psyched by this limited run Battlestar Galactica toaster. (See, it’s funny because on BSG the humans call the Cylons “toasters” because they’re machines and… and… oh, never mind.) Anyway, DIG THIS! Not only is the toaster embossed with the BSG insignia, it also toasts a picture of […]
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New Webisode from The Office
Unless you happen to really love watching Wipeout — there’s really not a lot of fun stuff on TV this summer. That’s why I’m happy that NBC is producing some new mini webisodes starring the peeps from The Office! The first debuted today and features Oscar and Kevin and Kevin’s huge gambling debts. Enjoy!
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Five Most Awkward Kool-Aid Ads!
Hat tips to Liquid Generation for putting together this funny compilation of the most AWKWARD Kool-Aid advertisements ever! OH, YEAH!!
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August 19 Is a Long Time Away.
Bio, owned by A&E Television Networks, announced the pickup of Shatner’s Raw Nerve, an offbeat celebrity interview series hosted by Boston Legal and Star Trek star William Shatner. In each episode, Shatner will seek to discuss some of his guests’ most sensitive subjects, touching upon their “raw nerve,” hence the show’s name. Bio lined up […]
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Here’s Something to Look At
Need something to look at? Okay. Here’s something to look at. Calbee Japanese CMby JonnyHill
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I’m Not Here to Make Friends
Welcome back from your long weekend, everybody. Now before we go any further, I need to make one thing very clear: I AM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS. I’m here to work, I’m here to put out a newspaper-y and bloggy thing, and I’m here to WIN. But “friends”? I don’t need ’em. I’ve got […]
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Seriously… Give the Carlton Dance a Try
You know, there’s something to be said for getting out on the dance floor and making a total ass out of yourself… as long as you do it WELL. Case in point, Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Alfonso is also known as the Michael Jackson impersonating kid from the […]
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Mad Men Season One on DVD Today!
I had TWO never-miss TV shows last year: Battlestar Galactica and AMC’s Mad Men. And since many of you don’t get AMC, it’s been torturous because no one can talk about it with me! Well, now it’s all better because Mad Men Season One has been released today on DVD. If you need a great […]