It’s painful when you see a restaurant struggle and then die. You know it’s only a matter of time, but each day it’s like watching a mouse in a snake aquarium
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A Beer in the Sun
Go Outside and Drink!
Summer is the perfect time to tell your real life to go fuck itself. Days off from work should be spent tanning yourself at the river, surfing at the coast, pontooning around the lake, and of course, drinking. Once that five o’clock bell sounds, get yourself out to the local bar patio to soak up […]
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I Love Tacos
Por Qué No Speaks Spanglish
Por Que No 3524 N Mississippi 467-4149 Por Qué No, the new taqueria on Mississippi, is, at present, a yuppie joint. This isn’t really the fault of the restaurant or owner–they seem down to earth and the space is modest, comfortable, filled with fresh air, and looks like a small, well-kept restaurant in a Mexican […]
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Too Good To Share
Which Milkshake Brings the Boys to the Yard?
It is one of the universe’s greatest quandaries: Summertime is the season when we strip down to our Daisy Dukes and bare as many square inches of exposed flesh as possible. Yet it is also the season when we indulge in the fattiest of foods, from greasy bratwursts to one billion calorie milkshakes. Summertime is […]
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Japan via Beaverton
The Wonder of Uwajimaya
Uwajimaya Beaverton 10500 SW Beaverton-Hillsdale Hwy Beaverton, OR 97005 643-4512 www.uwajimaya.com Founded in 1928 by Japan-born Fujimatsu Moriguchi, Beaverton’s Asian super-supermarket Uwajimaya started humbly as a food cart in the Tacoma area, out of which Moriguchi sold fishcakes to Japanese loggers and fishermen. After the shameful articles of internment forced him and his family into […]
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A Shed Ahead
Alberta Cafe Is Blooming
Tin Shed Garden Cafe 1438 NE Alberta 288-6966 You can almost gauge the growth of Northeast Alberta on a daily basis. Each time you look, it seems like a new restaurant, coffee shop, or art gallery has opened its doors. But unlike some other parts of the city that have suffered from Borg-like gentrification, Alberta […]
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Sushi Sluts
Portland’s Sexy Sushi Spots
Bad sushi is like bad sex: It induces fear, confusion, discomfort, and disgust. Try putting an aged glob of sea urchin in your mouth and it doesn’t matter how tight the roll is or how sticky the rice (Are you following my vague sex analogy? No, me neither.), you’re going to gag and throw up […]
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Happy Hours
Did we skip your happy hour? Email katie@portlandmercury.com, and we’ll include it next time. Aura, 1022 W Burnside, 597-2872, Tues-Sat 4:30-6:30 pm daily, Tues-Thurs 10-close Skewers, chicken burgers, and shoestring fries are just $3. Bold-Sky Cafe, 3943 N Mississippi, 287-0154, $4 specialty cocktails, $2 micros, $3 wells, 4-6 pm daily This place has one of […]
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Be Mine, Valentine’s
The New Portland Sandwich
Valentine’s 232 SW Ankeny 248-1600 (Valentines has changed considerably since this review was written, much of the information is no longer relevant) One of the most adorable qualities of Portland folk is their allegiance to local products and businesses. We liberal corporation haters love to buy local fashions, drink locally distilled vodkas (New Deal, anyone?), […]
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On-Air Eats
The Best Food on TV
Wolfgang Puck and Emeril Lagasse are two of the shittiest chefs in the entire world. Puck’s mass-marketed canned soups taste like they were scraped off the floor of a chemical factory, and Lagasse’s “Emeril” brand spaghetti sauces are as nuanced as packets of ketchup. So forget those two hacks, the best chefs are those who […]
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Coffee Crawl
Alberta’s Hopping Cafés
Even in the middle of a weekday, Alberta street feels like some laidback college town, with sloppily dressed youngish folks parked in coffee shops, paging through magazines or passionately discussing Nietzsche’s influence on the existentialist movement. More so than the restaurants, boutiques, or bars on this exploding avenue, Alberta’s coffee shops have a range of […]
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Happy Hours
Did we skip your happy hour? Email katie@portlandmercury.com, and we’ll include it next time. Billy Ray’s Neighborhood Dive, 2216 NE MLK, 287-7254, 50 cents off drafts 4-7 daily A great, cozy place to hang out and chug Pabst. Binks, 2715 NE Alberta, 493-4430, 4:30-6:30 Mon-Fri, 7-8:30 $1.75 Pabst, $2.50 micros I don’t care what anybody […]