Tabla 200 NE 28th 238-3777 When it comes to food, few things taste better than a bargain: A two-dollar ground steak burger at Ringside; wallet-friendly eight-dollar pasta dishes at Il Piatto; and throughout April, the restaurant Tabla’s amazing three-course gourmet dinner for an astoundingly cheap 20 bucks. This is a culinary gift for couples who […]
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The Good…
Calendula 3257 SE Hawthorne, 235-6800 No matter where you stand on the management issues that have plagued their public image, the Calendula Café continues to be an incredible vegan oasis, offering a menu that caters to an array of dietary needs often neglected. –Raw foodie? You’re covered. –Wheat, sugar, or nut allergies? Sit right down! […]
The Bad…
Campbell’s Bar-B-Q 8701 SE Powell, 777-9795 Okay, so the doctor is under the impression your high cholesterol will murder you within a year. Oh yeah? Not if you murder IT first! Shorten your overrated mortality the delicious way with what is arguably Portland’s best barbecue. Whether you order beef brisket, sliced pork, ribs (of both […]
& The Ugly
El Grillo 703 SW Ankeny St, 241-0462 Because it shares restroom facilities with Mary’s Club, I spent my first several months of El Grillo patronage affectionately referring to this hole in the wall as “Stripper Burrito.” The juxtaposition is really the only notable aspect of El Grillo’s décor, which is otherwise just cramped and dingy. […]
Too Pretty For Portland
H20 204 SW Yamhill 241-8132 I’m going to be frank. H20, one of Portland’s newest downtown hotspots, reeks of new money. It’s one of those restaurants that seems like it was dreamed up by a dude in his late 40s who’s having a mid-life crisis and wants to open a cool, happening place where he […]
Don’t Panic, Buy Organic!
First, if you care about what you eat and you haven’t seen the movie The Future of Food, do so immediately. (If you want, you can call me up at the paper 503-294-0840 ex. 23 and I’ll mail you my copy.) Second, if you buy Kraft products, stop. Also, avoid Coca Cola, Fritos, McDonald’s fries, […]
Roadside Mexican
Don Pancho Taqueria 2002 NE Alberta 459-4247 Another taqueria isn’t the first thing I’d vote for on Alberta Street, but after eating at the new Don Pancho taqueria it’s certainly not the last thing I’d vote for either. The latest addition to the cluster of Mexican restaurants in the area, the Don Pancho distinguishes itself […]
Happy Hours
Alibi, 4024 N Interstate, 287-533, cheap apps daily 3-7 pm, Sat-Sun $2.50 Bloodys and screwdrivers all day Enjoy some cheap greasy food at the most happening tiki bar in North Portland. Bernie’s Bistro, 2904 NE Alberta, 282-9864, Tues-Sat 4-6 pm & 10-midnight Definitely one of Portland’s best food happy hours–huge salads, mac and cheese, and […]
Sellwood Speed
Jones’s 1621 SE Bybee 239-5796 Maybe it’s because of my propensity to get horribly lost in Sellwood, but I always imagine it to be about 50 miles away–a far, remote, small town version of Portland located somewhere on the outskirts of Salem. Truthfully, though, if you have a sense of direction and drive to Sellwood […]
Happy Hours
820 Lounge, 820 N Russell, $5 specialty cocktails, amazing happy hour food Mon-Sat 4-6:30 Don’t miss the $6 lamb burger, $5 calamari, $4 spicy Caesar salad, or $2.50 sweet potato fries. Acapulco, 10566 SE Washington, 257-0567, $3.75 margaritas, $2.75 Cuervo shots or mixed drinks, $1 tacos, half price apps, $3.99 HUGE fiesta platter Mon-Fri 4-7 […]
V Is For Victory
Veganopolis 412 SW 4th 226-3400 Traditionally, I hate vegan food. I don’t like vegan soup or vegan casseroles or vegan fake meat or vegan desserts. Vegan to me means flavorless, and more importantly, wussy. (Cue Portland’s vegan community getting their vegan panties in a bunch.) That said, I find myself eating Veganopolis at least once […]
Happy Hours
New Old Lompoc, 1616 NW 23rd, 225-1855, $2.50 Lompoc pints, $1 off mixed drinks 4-7 pm Mon-Fri; $2 Lompoc pints all Mon; $2.50 Lompoc all Sat & Sun, $2 Bloody Marys all day Sunday Great bar food, patio, and Mercury Trivia on Tuesdays. No Fish Go Fish, 3962 SE Hawthorne, 235-5378, $2 well and beer […]
