
People, chill the fuck out. I know, I know, it’s Cat Friday and this cuddly pile of fur has the single greatest mustache to ever grace the face of man or feline. Even better, “Logan” is up for adoption. Take him home today, he’d be a perfect pal for your other cat (whose fur resembles a monocle and who enjoys riding along in your motorcycle sidecar).
Come to think of it, “Logan” is a pretty lousy name for such a dignified beast. Much in the tradition of Boat Cop, I think we need to use the Blogtown comment section to think of a snappy new moniker for this gorgeous creature.
I’ll start:
Lord Purrcy McMeowerson
Sam Elliott: The Cat
Baron Von Catknipperbocker
Your turn.
h/t: Shawna Gore

Tomcat Selleck
Purrlock Holmes
Graham
Rollie Wiskers
Kitty Dee Williams
Borkat
Doc Holliday… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV2HCmbcSQc
Ron Fucking Swanson obvs
Computer Monitor
milky way catty cat
cat-o-meter
Handlepur
Ron Jeremeow
The Marlboro Cat
DITKA! (WHO HAPPENS TO BE A FUCKIN’ CAT!)
Rollie Litters
Cat, Fish Hunter
Boat Cat
Purrt Reynolds
Wilfpurrd Brimley
Damn you, Denis. I was going to say Rollie Pawsers.
damn you, Joneser. I was going to say Boat Cat.
MustosA
Frank Lloyd Wrong
The Lord Thy God, Destroyer of Kibbles
Friar Tux
Purraldo Rivera
Looks like he had a little bit too much milk!!
General Catbrose Purrnside
Pringles Can Guy
Tash of the D’urbervilles
I have one of these. I just call him, “Mustache.”
Catmander McBrag (Rocky and Bullwinkle short)