Do you like whimsical bathroom accessories? Do you erupt into gales of laughter at the sight of a drowning feline? Then you will LOVE “Tinkles the Toilet Cat!”

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Listen for shrieks from the bathroom when your guests open the toilet lid to find ­a soaking wet cat! This black and white cat looks none too happy about falling into the toilet! Attaches to the underside of the toilet seat rim with suction cups included. Plastic. This item is not a toy.

Even better? Tinkles is on sale right now for the low, low price of only $8.95! (For even more fun, replace Tinkles with a real cat, and watch your guests scream with glee as he lacerates their testicles.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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