Alison is on vacation this week, and I usually IM her these things… BUT! There’s nothing that gets a weekend started off right like four minutes of a kitten slapping the shit out of an electric toothbrush. (Just when you think it’s not funny anymore… it just gets funnier!)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

I don’t think that kitten appreciates how expensive the Sonicare system is.