Correct me if I’m wrong, but is it, or is it not Mercury Arts Editor Alison Hallett’s job to BLOG INCESSANTLY ABOUT CATS? However, when I asked her to review the movie A Talking Cat!?!—which is about a talking cat, and may possibly be the worst movie in cinematic history—she flat out refused! Even better, the cat is voiced by ERIC ROBERTS in the most embarrassing, paycheck-grabbing role ever perpetrated by a struggling aging actor. Check out the trailer… NOW!
YESSSSSSSSSS… am I right? Anyway, even though Alison told me to, quote, “Shut up, shut up shut up shut up, why don’t you ever shut up,” she agreed to let Blogtown be the finally judge in this matter. SO C’MON, LET’S VOTE! (And remember, Alison! Blogtown polls are legally binding. I’d just love to sue your ass in court. “Shut up shut up shut up,” indeed.)
I voted for more stupidity because it’s better than having to read Paul Constant’s even more pointless crap.
That trailer made Vampire Dog look like The Godfather.
So I obviously voted “yes.”
This looks even more disturbing than “The Master.” Anyway, leave Alison alone. She was very polite when I met her. (Of course, she didn’t have the slightest idea who I was at the time.)
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
All NO votes are going to have to answer to my talking FIST.
Aww man! I didn’t know my cat had a Hollywood doppleganger!
Make it an Eric Roberts animal movie double feature with First Dog!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1400335/
(Sadly, I watched this on my Hulu / or Comcast app on my phone over two consecutive nights lying in bed trying to fall asleep).
Cats are the stupidest animals ever to be invented by the person responsible for inventing animals.
Graham is the worst sentient breakfast burrito commenting on Blogtown.
This is a bit of a briar patch situation, folks.
GRAHAM, YOU IGNORANT SLUT.
AND THAT PERSON WAS CHARLES DARWIN, I THINK.
I’ll watch it with you! I bet it’s fun.
Obviously, Alison just can’t handle the truth.
I think AH has set Blogtown up. She feigned not wanting to see the movie, knowing we would vote to make her go, and now her expenses are paid(I assume). And yes, I know what happens when you assume.