There are only three of us at work today in the editorial department and we’re all drunk already (that’s a lie, we’re desperately holding off ’til 3 pm). Alison made Marjorie and me some delicious cake, so I will repay the kindness by blogging about a kitten who will kick your ass for a slice.


Will totally scratch your face off.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IU9cL2ZWMeA%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Mercury copy chief and appreciator of the most sophisticated form of comedy: PUNS!

8 replies on “No One’s Here Today”

  1. If you guys are all busy and out of the office and swamped and drunk…

    …you could give some of the more prolific commenters on your website posting priveleges for a day.

  2. We should! It’d be just like Freaky Friday (kind of)—then we could comment on YOUR posts, and make outrageous demands for cats and biscuits and proper grammar and attention to detail. But unfortunately none us still in the office are actually authorized to do that.

  3. So what your saying is no biscuits??? I can’t believe Ghost Dad of Not a Cat/I <3 Boxxxes hasn't given you a hurrah. Shortest retirement ever!

  4. I like that cat. My cat gets that way around popcorn. Adorable.

    I would not make requests for anybody to post anything to cater to my needs, but I appreciate the funny video. I finally caught the office plague and will spend the rest of the day on the couch. Daytime tv sucks. I love the internet. Just sayin’.

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