GAAAHHHH! A kitten with two faces, guys! Now, before you start barraging me with comments chastising me for my cruelty against two-faced freaks, just remember one thing: THIS KITTEN IS A TWO-FACED FREAK! Instead of being double cute, it’s just double GAAAAHHH! Quick, somebody call Batkitten because Kitten Two-Face has busted out of Arkham Asylum! (If you laughed at that last joke, congrats, you’ve just been captured in my nerd trap.)
Hmmm… where was I? Oh, yeah… GAAAHHHHHH!!
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Bah, should of called it Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Two faces to kiss you with.
Lo! A tiny harbinger of the forthcoming doom of 2012!
I think it’s actually pretty cute. Is that weird?
thats a stupid thing to name your two faced cat.
I think it’s kind off cute too but am imagining twice as much cat puke.
Nah, it only has one stomach, so it wouldn’t produce twice as much cat puke. But I bet it would be able to puke in two directions at once, which is totally awesome.
My one faced can can cover a pretty good area as it is. So yeah.