It’s not shaped like a dick or infused with NyQuil, but the latest news from the Voodoo Doughnut camp is still at a safe distance from normalcy. Long a place for sticky-fingered humans to tie the proverbial knot, the doughnut shop is now going to marry Mr. Mollie and Café Mocha Valencia on the night of Friday, January 29:


Yes they will be wearing a dress and tux (and top hat, for dignity’s sake). And no, you’re not invited. The nuptials kick off the The International Cat Association’s Cat Show (the big one) happening on the 30th and 31st, though, and you’re more than welcome to go to that (recommended). Via.

OOOOOH kitties!!! Late again, Joneser
Awesomeness and cleverness strikes again. Are they registered at a local pet shelter for “donations”?
Yes indeed they are! To donate to Purrfect Pals where Cafรฉ Mocha Valencia was adopted from go to http://www.purrfectpals.org/HelpUs/Donate.… and to donate to the Seattle Animal Shelter where Mollie came from http://egov1.seattle.gov/AnimalShelter/ASD…
Laura (mother of the “bride”)
Watch The Neat Sheet’s slideshow of this cat wedding at Voodoo Doughnut!
http://pdxneatsheet.com/neat-stuff/cat-wed…