Action Auction Update! What could be more awesome than entering a club with a bevy of sassy, saucy, and scrumptious gals on your arm? Ummm… I'm thinking "not much." That's why you should bid on our TWO TO TANGO package in the Mercury's Online Charity Auction! That's right, not only do you get a year's worth of free admission to the Fez Friday night dance party with DJ Gregarious, we've just added an awesome bonus: the "Girls of the Mercury" will accompany you on one of those Fridays, and dance and drink the night away!
Impress your friends! Make your ex-girlfriend (or boyfriend) fume with impotent rage! Plus, this package is still super cheap, so bid now and bid big!
And don't forget, all the proceeds from the Mercury Online Charity Auction goes to Portland Women's Crisis Line which supports survivors of domestic abuse and sexual assault — so please bid generously.
And also don't forget: OUR AUCTION ENDS THIS FRIDAY, DEC 12 AT 5 PM! So hop over to our auction now, and snap up over 60 funtastically awesome gifts!