Unitards.
This had to be the creepiest morning on record at City Council. At precisely 9:30 AM, about 10 girls in matching red shirts rose and began chanting in unison. They were the Rose Festival princesses. They told us of the great deals available at Rose Festival sponsor Fred Meyer and of the tasty Rose Festival meal available at Elmer’s Restaurants.
When the princesses had finished, the council doors open and in slunk… well.. I don’t know what the fuck slunk in. These guys:
The pink one threw trash all over the council chambers while the green ones picked it up. I think it had something to do with the environment? I was kind of distracted by their junk.
My main question is: if homeless people rolled into council wearing neon unitards, would they get more funding, too?
That’s ridiculous.
I’m moving to New Orleans.
Our City Council is a joke. A good joke, but still a joke.
Green guy #2 has a rather obvious piece in his drawers.
Are they supposed to be Zentai fetishists? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zentai
That isn’t the real green man….
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7b456ff00…
Is it still considered “Keeping Portland Weird” when you’re trying that hard?
@Alexjon: you can even tell the guys jewish! note for next time, put underpants on under leotard.
As a fellow greenman, I might add..
the idea behind the project is to help promote the fact the Rose Festival has been recognized internationally as the ‘cleanest and greenest festival in the world’ for more than a decade.
Penis guy has a nice pit stain, too.
Yeah, penis guy is pretty much offensive on all kinds of levels.