I don’t think Sam Adams should resign. I can’t muster even a scrap of outrage about the man’s sex life, and I don’t think he should resign as a consequence of lies told in response to questions that never should have been asked. But I do find the tenor of those lies disappointing and insulting, and I’m sure as shit not going to any rallies in support of the man. Where’s my goddamn Facebook group?
Oh, here it is:


Writing on someone’s FB wall is not going to get Sam out of this.
NEEDS MOAR CATS.
I’ll join your group if you send me a link.
It’s actually not a real group—I don’t currently have a facebook account. So if somebody else wants to start it, do it.
Thanks, Ms. Hallett, for summing up that deep, dull ambivalence that has eaten at my insides like too much coffee all week into the words of a single heading.
that’s an event! not a group! get your facebook right, granny!