Ah, okay, maybe this is a little insider-baseball, but fans of Portland comedy will appreciate the fact that someone snagged the Twitter handle @ShaneTorres and is using it to mercilessly parody the real Shane Torres (@SyrupMountain).
Sure, maybe there’s a chance no One’s listening to my prayers at night, but it’s comforting to have a routine, ya know? #cinnabon
— Shane Torres (@ShaneTorres) June 4, 2014
A seagull stole my french fry.
— Shane Torres (@ShaneTorres) June 8, 2014
I have a heart like a carpenter’s hands.
— Shane Torres (@ShaneTorres) June 9, 2014
The joke, see, is that a lot of Shane’s material hinges around life being kind of a bummer. Also, mall food courts.
@ShaneTorres I will find you.
— shane torres (@SyrupMountain) June 7, 2014
Uh.. who is Shane Torres?
IT’S GOT TO BE TIM HAMMER RIGHT
Thank you for another shitty blog post.
Maybe its the best, but that’s just because Irish Setter Gus doesn’t have a twitter account.
Cool how the real shane torres is trying to track himself down. Now back to the question of who the fuck shane torres is.
Fingers crossed @ShaneTorres is a girl! So when the real Shane Torres (please stand up, please stand up) finds the fake Shane Torres, they will fall madly in love and reenact Sleepless in Seattle. Only, we shall call it “Preoccupied in Portland”
This has kama sutra written all over it.