It’s too bad that Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis chose to refuse to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples… actually, wait. It’s too bad for HER and terrific for US, because it inspired this spot-on parody from Funny or Die in which Kim joins the cast of Parks and Recreation. Watch.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)