Mark Saltveit, a damn funny local comic who performs regularly at Helium, is also a palindromist. Which, he insists, is not only an actual word but also the title of his website and zine for palindrome enthusiasts. (For those playing at home who donโ€™t know what a palindrome is, itโ€™s a word or phrase thatโ€™s spelled the same forward and backward. Just watch the clip above.)

โ€œThe correct term,โ€ Saltveit said, โ€œis palindromy (pronounced like polygamy, so puh-LIN-drummist, not palin-DROME-ist).โ€

On March 16, the first-ever World Palindrome Championship was held in Brooklyn, NY. Seven contestants competed in front of about 600 audience-members-slash-word-nerds, and the thing was so legitimate that it was hosted by Will Shortz, the New York Timesโ€™ crossword puzzle editor.

Each contestant had 75 minutes to come up with up to three original palindromes, within three different constraints. Saltveitโ€™s winning palindrome was: Devil Kay fixes trapeze part; sex if yak lived.

I asked Saltveit whatโ€™s next, now that he is the world champion.

โ€œMore palindromes, of course. (Recently, Babe Kate’s pudenda had Ned upset. A kebab?) I have two books I’m finishing up; Write Your Own Palindromes! (based on a workshop I give to 4th and 5th graders), and a palindralmanac with an original palindrome for every day of the year, tied to an historical event on that day. For example, August 16th is Charles Bukowski’s birthday. The palindrome is God damn! Iโ€”evil assertsโ€”impugn a bastion of rabid id. I barf. O, no, it’s a bang-up mistress, alive in Maddog.

And thatโ€™s all impressive and stuff, but weโ€™re kind of partial to his Mercury palindrome:
Stan, get a Mercury! Tramp, martyr, u cremate gnats.

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