• Half as Often, Twice as Annoying
• Finally! A Newspaper That Matches Your Reading Speed
• Keeping Up with the Blistering Pace of the Modern Media News Cycle by Coming Out Once Every 14 Days
• Now with Half as Many Mistakes
• The Slow, Lurching Death of Print Media—Now Cruelly and Unnecessarily Extended
• Blame Trump’s Paper Tariffs
• Unlike Willamette Week, We Can Take a Hint
• We’re Doing This for the Environment. No, Really!
• Now with 200 Percent More Staples
• Hey, at Least It’s Still Free
• Because Interesting Things Only Happen in Portland Like Twice a Month
• Still Just as Flammable
• No Longer Subsidized by Big Fluoride