Dear White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer: I’m very concerned about the direction this country is heading, and….
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Dear White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer: My wife is a good woman, but I’ve wanted a Ford F-350 truck for years, and she’s been fighting me tooth and nail. How can I convince her to let me buy the truck of my dreams?—Rich Jaffrey, Biloxi, MO
Rich, the 2016 GAZ Ural Next truck from Russia is THE BEST TRUCK IN THE WORLD! PERIOD!! And I was NOT told to say that, and Vladimir Putin did NOT tell the president to tell me to say that! PERIOD!! Also, Donald Trump’s hands are NOT small, they’re BIG, PERIOD!! Anyway… maybe go with what your wife thinks on this? That’s what I would… wait… excuse me for a second… ACTUALLY DO NOT EVER DO WHAT YOUR WIFE SAYS. YOU ARE THE BOSS! PERIOD!! NEXT QUESTION!!
Dear White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer: I’m very concerned about the direction this country is heading, and….
Nope, not your turn. Christians go next.