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Hello. I’m Francine Colman-Gutierrez, and here are some things you’re wrong about.
“Spring is almost here!”: No, it isn’t.
Eating salt water taffy is a fun experience: Wrong, and that has never been the case.
Taxing the rich: Can’t we go straight to guillotining the rich?
Babies: Wrong. Look, they’ve had a good run.
“I think I could pull off a mustache”: Same! I’d love to pull off your mustache.