KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP)—Despite being the 24th Democratic candidate to enter the race for the coming 2020 presidential election, Another White Guy has announced he is throwing his hat into the ring.
“Honestly, I never considered running for the presidency,” Another White Guy said to a packed room of reporters. “But someone has to stand up to Trump. And who better than Another White Guy?”
And he may be right—only two hours after announcing his candidacy, Another White Guy has leapt to the top of the polls, followed by Another White Guy opponents such as Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Pete Buttigieg.
While some ask whether Another White Guy can differentiate himself from the other white guys in the race, Another White Guy remains confident.
“America is a vibrant, diverse country that has many voices,” Another White Guy said. “And who better to represent those voices than Another White Guy?”