Values. Are you passing them on? Every other billboard seems to want you to. It’s easy to be jaded and think there’s some kind of evil message behind the whole campaign, but I believe the Values.com public service announcements are genuine because they’re so corny and uninspiring.

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That’s a puppet. It’s not real. I’m not going to live my dreams because a puppet is living his. This message is so cheesy, only genuine people would make it.

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This is reminding us to… music? Well, thank goodness somebody is. Otherwise I might forget.
If you want to actually get my attention and remind me to be a better person, you’re going to have to be a little more realistic. FIND OUT HOW… AFTER THE JUMP.

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That’s a good point, Kermit. I hate how famous you are.

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No! I remember… she did something that caused her to want to take off her shirt. Can’t say what, but I know it. I swear I do.

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It’s time to give up you guys. Pass it on.

Alex is a moderately attractive comedian and Internet celebrity. He writes about philosophy, robots, travel, and himself.

4 replies on “Stop Telling Me How To Live My Life, Billboards!”

  1. The Foundation For A Better Life website has (or had, anyway) a link where you can build your own ‘Pass It On’ ad.
    I got a picture of Dean Martin, smiling, smoking, and gave it the legend “He fucked so many women.” Decided the virtue on display there was ‘Excellence.’ Pass it on.

  2. I’ll have you know that I am 36 and at least 10 of my 20 Twitter followers find me hilarious/are generally concerned for my emotional welfare.

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