Hey Blogtownies. I know how hard it is for you. What with the pouring of liquids and draping of blankets. You are not alone! The subjects of this daring documentary* are with you!
Luckily there are a delightful array of products designed to help you cope with . . . basic things. Thank God!
*okay, it’s an infomercial mash-up.

They missed the classic “pizza in a toaster”. I always find myself stuffing a large pizza in a toaster and just wish there was a better way.
Like the pizza from back to the future?
We need to stop making gadgets for these people; let natural selection take its course.
Informational must think that Americans are really lazy and dumb…oh, wait