In honor of the opening of The Force Awakens (read our review here!), may I present one of the greatest Star Wars things ever: the classic Triumph the Insult Comic Dog sketch where he visits fans waiting for the 2002 premiere of Attack of the Clones. This remains as one of the fucking funniest things ever committed to film, and it holds up insanely well even today! Do yourself a favor and watch it again, and again, and again!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)