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“No, kids, cover your *eyes,* your *eyes*! …OOOOOHwell…”
“Oh, so you’re not losing ALL your hair!”
Oh, so “spotted dick” isn’t food at all, it’s a medical condition?
And now you must polish thy most Royalist Scepter.
“It may appear to others as if you are performing oral sex on me in front of these children.”
“You can cover your eyes, too, but you’re still next!”
“It’s good to be the King…….”
Must you service my toe boner right here?
“It’s CAYM-bridge, not CUM-bridge, dear, so there’s no need to…oh, well, carry on.”
“It fits? It does? These cock rings are so tricky to size…”
meet my “little prince”